THERE IS NO NEW TONE, LITERALLY HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS, THERE HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN ONE TIME WHERE HIS PREWRITTEN FORCED READINGS EVER STUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I’m not exaggerating, I’ve been keeping track for four years. Literally. Every. Time. No exceptions. He does scandal and chaos and disphittery, he is a coward and gets cowed into doing a few minutes of public remarks because he sees everyone is Mad at him, and then it’s back...

...to doing things like saying the coronavirus numbers are bullshit and then retweeting that all his enemies could like go to jail for saying he never had a shot at Salma Hayek

He hasn’t publicly accepted his loss yet. He kinda says Biden will get in on Jan 20. He will continue to maintain there was nonexistent mass fraud conspiracy and that he’s a victim, that his enemies committed a nonexistent “crime.” This is textbook too little too w/e

The only way he could possibly make things sorta better is to go away forever and delete all his accounts permanently and never show his face outside a golf course again. He is not going to do that. And he can’t put the authoritarian, chud genie back in the bottle anyway