Here’s a thread of me rating the various scorpion emojis because Milk wanted me to.

10/10
- cool pose
- nice claws and tail
- cute eyes

7/10
- cute
- caterpillar?
- face just ruins it for me

50/10
- epic
- really awesome detail
- I like the colors

-98/10

- get this abomination off my screen

1/10

- lobster????????

2/10

- the rage I get when I see this fucker should be illegal
- looks like a fucking shrimp

8/10

- chunky and cute
- very venomous (look @ that tail)
- polite little gentleman

6/10

- I really don’t like the look it’s giving me
- body proportions are a bit wonky but overall accurate
- I fucking hate those eyes

-109/10

- shrimp??????

8/10

- bit too bulbous
- I like Black Forest scorpions
- the tail and claw ratio is really off

11/10

- really cool
- looks like the big sand scorpions from clash of the titans
- non venomous king really cute
- looks like Jaeger

End of thread.