Can we start a master thread of all the geniuses getting fired for storming the Capitol yesterday?

Drop any stories about the firings in the comments.

#TraitorsGettingFired
#TraitorsGettingFired https://twitter.com/trewardwbal/status/1347226070085480448?s=21
#TraitorsGettingFired

Genius ex-lawmaker who posted a video while mid-felony. https://twitter.com/andysheehankdka/status/1347247661280342017
Bonus Firing:

Football coach at University of Tennessee Chattanooga, Chris Malone, posted a racist smear of Stacey Abrams after the elections on Tuesday.

UTC has now fired him.

#RacistsGettingFired
#TraitorsGettingFired

Libby Andrews popped a cork in the Capitol... and then her employer popped a cap in her career. https://twitter.com/jmyales/status/1347254784458452999
It takes a special kind of stupid to get fired over an insurrection you didn’t even attend.

Meet Devin O’Neill.

She cheered on the insurrectionists and said she hoped they would assassinate the President-elect.

Her job took a bullet instead. Fired.

#TraitorsGettingFired https://twitter.com/cleavon_md/status/1347314924154888192
A man only-tough-in-a-crowd edition of #TraitorsGettingFired

Doug Jensen was all moxie and bravado while committing what thus far tallies to six charged offenses.

Then he got fired.

Then he got arrested.

https://www.kcci.com/article/des-moines-iowa-man-seen-inside-capitol-during-violence/35153695
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