Later this afternoon I’m going to add to this a thread of things my kids have said to me today.

Or pieces of conversations I’ve overheard in my room

And here we go, here’s the thread.

“Pandas don’t wipe their butts, do you wipe your butt when you poop” (Have no idea the context in which I heard this)

“Who wants to join the jellyfish gang”

“*google classroom notifications* Ms Smith, why does your phone keep going off. You should probably answer it, your husband might need you.”
Followed by me telling them I’m not married and them not believing me even though I have no ring.

Do jellyfish have eyes