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Btw I am NEVER gonna forget this. Every time I ever interact with the Capitol Police it’ll be:
“Put your phone in the tray and walk through.”
“Right away officer. Will this help you not to get totally owned by a mob?”
“Put your phone in the tray and walk through.”
“Right away officer. Will this help you not to get totally owned by a mob?”
“Sir! You can’t go behind the stanchion!”
“Or what? You’ll do nothing again?”
(Sips smuggled in bottle water)
“Or what? You’ll do nothing again?”
(Sips smuggled in bottle water)
“Kids, on your right is the Declaration of Independence by John Trumbull. On your left is a Capitol Police officer. Everyone be sure to say hi and ask him if he feels like less of a man after the events last January.”
“No gum chewing allowed in statuary hall!!!”
“You’re the boss.”
(Pulls out gum and sticks it on statue of Jeff Davis while maintaining eye contact)
“You’re the boss.”
(Pulls out gum and sticks it on statue of Jeff Davis while maintaining eye contact)
