Y'know, this just may turn out to be the best-case scenario.

1. Trump is toast. He stood there in front of that crowd and poured gasoline over his head, and Guiliani tossed the cigarette. His plans for a shadow govt? Gone. His hope of returning to power in 2024? Gone.
2. He took down his idiot spawn with him, too. Jr. and Eric both spoke. Eric I was never worried about. He's too dumb to elected anywhere but Alabama. Jr I thought might worm his way into the Senate some day. Nope. Ivanka blew it, too. "Patriots." She won't live THAT down.
3. Sarah Palin was bleating on FoxNews yesterday about a new Patriot Party, just for wackadoodles. That would be MARVELOUS. Fox cut her off quickly. Who could almost hear Lachlan's girly shrieks from the exec suite.
4. I think there will be a GOP civil war. The Q nutjobs and the Militia creeps will turn on leadership for betraying Dear Leader.

It's going to be fun to watch.
5. Pence is totally toast. 4 years of sucking Trump's dick down the drain! Hated by the Trumpers, a pariah to everyone else.

It's the feelgood story of the day.
6. Now that Jack and Zuckerberg have made the plunge and shut down Trump, they'll boot him completely soon. Once he loses that pulpit, Trump will diminish rapidly.

Big props for allowing Trump to be, you guys. History will be "kind" to you both.
7. The noxious Cruz can kiss his presidential aspirations buh-bye. That hurts cuz he wants it reeeeeeeeeeal bad.

The way Texas is changing demographically, I wouldn't count on him winning another Senate term either. COuldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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