From my lane, I sincerely want to acknowledge the journalists who had to describe the bizarro events of yesterday in actual sentences.

Like: ““Former Attorney General William Barr, who was with Trump last summer as National Guard members sprayed tear gas to disperse peaceful protesters so the president could hold a Bible for a photo opportunity, admonished the rioters.” https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/we-will-never-concede-trump-baselessly-asserts-voter-fraud-speech-n1253011

And this one. Same source ( https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/we-will-never-concede-trump-baselessly-asserts-voter-fraud-speech-n1253011)

And this one, from AP. https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-joe-biden-donald-trump-elections-electoral-college-0409d7d753461377ff2c5bb91ac4050c

The power of the detail: “We don't believe they're honest, true voters," Theresa Reilly said as Celine Dion's theme song from the movie "Titanic" played on a speaker system in the background.” (From https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/we-will-never-concede-trump-baselessly-asserts-voter-fraud-speech-n1253011)

I mean, who became a journalist expecting to ever write a sentence like this? (Source: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/01/07/us/elections/electoral-college-biden-objectors.html)