Dear @SirGrahamBrady, as a consequence of the disastrous policies of this Government with regard to the health emergency, I have no option but to state that I have no confidence in the Prime Minister @BorisJohnson and that a replacement should be sought. Thanks @MattHancock

Dear @MattHancock, I thank you for your letter and can confirm that recently we have received many similar letters from colleagues in the Parliamentary party. May I suggest your resignation as Health Secretary would also be fitting? Thanks @SirGrahamBrady

Dear @SirGrahamBrady, yes I think you are correct. I have now made enough money and so has @didoharding and quite honestly I am not very good at it, and I am a bit scared of @CMO_England. So please take this as my resignation also. Thanks @MattHancock

Dear @MattHancock, that is perfectly understandable as most people are intimidated by @CMO_England. Tell me is there truth in the rumour he has been funded by @gatesfoundation to the tune of $40m? Thanks @SirGrahamBrady

Dear @SirGrahamBrady, yes that is true but it wasn't made clear on his job application. I should mention that @uksciencechief has £600k shares in @GSK_bio and also that @SusanMichie has no expertise in medical matters as she is a behavioral psychologist, thanks @MattHancock