LOL I just remembered that GA now has TWO Democratic senators😎Fuck the GOP, NEVER forget, fake-ass tough guy Dan Crenshaw saw rioters *defiling the US Capitol* and tweeted like a PUNK instead of jumping out of an airplane and punching a car, LOLing at this fucking CHILD😆
I thought no windshields were safe once Crenshaw sensed a riot😭LOL windshields never had it so easy, fucking fella couldn’t last two seconds against a windshield😬LOLing at how much contempt I have for this internet tough guy, whining about how SNL made fun of his eyepatch
Couldn’t fall out of an airplane if it was filled with banana peels, this dude redefines “I am not Tom Cruise”
About to land on Lorne Michaels and complain
LOL I forgot that dopey ad was called “GEORGIA RELOADED” motherfucker reload DEEZ NUTTTSSSSSS
Coming to submit to your windshield with my dumb face
I have jumped out of an airplane to kiss and cuddle your windshield
The American Council of Windshield Protectors approves this message
Lol he’s so cool and tough, thanks for protecting our Capitol you PUTZ
Deez
Amazing
Nuttttttsss

Crave
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Windshields
“The Windshield Respecter has logged on”
Dan Crenshaw, R TX 2nd congressional district, NO windshield is safe, this dude is TOUGH, trust me (a former windshield)
Squeegee punk-ass seditious can’t-jump-out-of-an-airplane prima donna✈LOL “Georgia Reloaded” with the stock-music dubstep bass drops, get skrillex on deeeeez nutttttsssssssss
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