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As closely as I tend to follow the news, I've been in this for six hours, and I think we've all earned a timeline cleanse:

Here's a birthday calendar for Stardew Valley, including the best gifts to get everyone:

Here's a list of tips to speed up your Windows 10 laptop if it's feeling sluggish. Personally recommend taking a look through your startup programs, that jazz can get messy quick. https://www.computerworld.com/article/3029168/14-ways-to-speed-up-windows-10.html

14 ways to speed up Windows 10

If you want to optimize Windows 10, take a few minutes to try out these tips to speed up your PC and make it less prone to performance and system issues.

https://www.computerworld.com/article/3029168/14-ways-to-speed-up-windows-10.html

Here's a brilliant short documentary from
@mikeyface about how, against all odds, Star Trek has become a defining cultural touchstone of multiple generations:

Here's a wildly useful WikiHow link about removing very old marks from a dry erase board: https://www.wikihow.com/Erase-Old-Marks-off-a-Dry-Erase-Board

How to Erase Old Marks off a Dry Erase Board

You can erase old marks from a dry erase board using many safe, non-abrasive household items. Many simple products in your kitchen pantry and under the bathroom sink can remove the toughest stains....

https://www.wikihow.com/Erase-Old-Marks-off-a-Dry-Erase-Board

Here's a list of some of the rarest Pokemon cards, because why not: https://zenmarket.jp/en/blog/post/9607/rarest-pokemon-cards-expensive-pokemon-cards

Top 22 Rarest and Most Expensive Pokemon Cards (2020)

https://zenmarket.jp/en/blog/post/9607/rarest-pokemon-cards-expensive-pokemon-cards

Here's a YouTube link to one of the chillest albums out there, Mort Garson's Plantastia. The precursor to today's synths, Plantasia is billed as "music for plants and the people who love them." Great for closing your eyes with big headphones.

How about a link to @paprbckparadise on Tumblr? Be sure to let me know which one directly accessed your soul:
https://paperback-paradise.com/

If you're a fan of Warzone, here's a link to an article from my good pal @CoolSpaceCadet describing our collaborative strategy of the definitive way to play. And of course by play, I mean everyone on your team gets their own helicopter.
https://www.inverse.com/gaming/call-of-duty-warzone-season-5-helicopter-locations-on-the-map#:~:text=What%20is%20the%20Helicopter%20Strat,run%20over%20foes%2C%20and%20more.

Cheap ‘Call of Duty: Warzone’ Season 5 trick will infuriate your friends

'Call of Duty: Warzone' is hard. Statistically, your chances for surviving against up to 199 other players are slim, but you can use one simple trick fatten up the odds.

https://www.inverse.com/gaming/call-of-duty-warzone-season-5-helicopter-locations-on-the-map#:~:text=What%20is%20the%20Helicopter%20Strat,run%20over%20foes%2C%20and%20more

I've got a few more, but first we have to talk about parallel universes:

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