If protesters stormed the House of Commons they would get lost.
And a doorkeeper would be like “sorry, members only corridor”
You’d see red and think ahh escape, but no, you’d then be lost in the House of Lords.
Think you’ve found Dumbledore’s office? No that’s where the press work.
Though the number of HoC reports on boundary reform snd short money, randomly placed around, will keep you sane until rescue arrives.
Find the dungeon? No that’s just the lower ministerial corridor.
“Sorry you’re in too big a group, you will need another MP to sponsor you”
Lost and dying of thirst you come across bar after bar, it’s either “you need an MP to buy you drinks” or Sports where the SNP have barricaded themselves in for karaoke.