Wow, it's a good thing they launched two separate coup attempts based on fabricated evidence and then stole an election, just taking the L and riding out the Trump admin would have been so horrible.
This is happening because, when Hillary Clinton, Paul Ryan, and a handful of others were faced with the grim prospect of not having access to millions of sinobux for a few years, they burned down every institution of the republic to try to get back to the trough.
They could have still had *most* of what they wanted. Power. Wealth. Sex. Whatever. But if they'd just taken the L, they wouldn't have had unfettered access to Chinese bribes. And they couldn't tolerate that, not one bit.
The Democrats fucked up by wrecking their bench and nominated an elderly slime bag *again*. They could have taken the L and probably won in 2024, since the GOP doesn't have a good Trump successor. Instead? They openly stole an election.
What did those people *really* lose out on during the Trump admin? Any of them go to the poor house? No. Paul Ryan just didn't get to be the guy. People had to watch what they did in China. They still got rich. Still got to go to their parties.

But that wasn't enough.
Now the US government has lost legitimacy, and the tens millions of normally orderly, law-abiding people are seething with rage. They could have just left us alone. They could have just accepted their loss in 2016 and adjusted to the new political reality.
Instead of giving us justice, they gave use Mueller, the CHAZ, the smoldering ruins of Minneapolis, and the 4 AM Vote Fairy.

And now they can't believe they're not able to just calm things down with a word.
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