Washington DC has erupted in sectarian violence as the pro-Trump Christian nationalists clash w/local police. Tribal divisions w/in the ruling party resulted in the loss of a key state last night so any tie in the Senate will be resolved by the incoming VP who's a minority woman.

In violation of international human rights policy, tear gas has been deployed by both the police & the nationalist demonstrators protesting the results of the November election which has been established to be a free & fair election (minus the gerrymandering, poll site closures).

The progressives - dubbed 'the educated elite' in a bizarre attempt to insult them by the fragmented nationalists - are largely staying out of this latest spat while an unchecked pandemic rages across the country claiming the lives of over hundreds of thousands of Americans.

It's unclear how the group of nationalists travelled to DC given the poor infrastructure of the country. The American Society of Civil Engineering (ASCE) gave the nation of immigrants a D+ citing multiple unsafe bridges & highways. One pothole in New Orleans reportedly ate a bus.

BREAKING NEWS: Protestors have stormed the US Capitol putting the ceremonial counting of electoral votes on hold. While there is no Constitutional path to staying in power, the ruling family has made it clear in the last 4 years that they DGAF about the Constitution.

Capitol Police asking for add'l law enforcement help as terrorists continue their press into the Capitol Building which has officially gone into lockdown.

No word from the ruling family of a country that merely 17 yrs ago invaded a whole ass region to 'spread democracy.'

The predominantly caucasian terrorists (a dwindling ethnic majority in this nation) have breached as far into the Capitol as the rotunda. Lawmakers have been told they may need to duck under chairs amid Capitol breach. House floor is currently being evacuated.

In an attempt to appear non-problematic & appease Western powers, the president of 'law-and-order' posted a half-assed plea to the terrorists - whom sources say he himself leads - to 'support our Capitol Police.'

This merely 13 mins after disparaging his own Second in Command.

Members of Congress told to shelter in place as the DC Mayor orders a 6pm curfew.

DC Police are struggling to contain the ethnically white terrorists as they typically only harass Black & Brown ppl. Sources from inside say they're unsure how much force they're authorized to use.

BREAKING NEWS: House members given gas masks on the House floor as the sectarian violence continues. The terrorists are carrying Confederate flags.

It's still unclear why anyone thought white supremacists could acknowledge *this* loss when they haven't accepted the last one.

BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have *breached* the SENATE FLOOR.

In a stunning reversal of standard practice, police have finally decided to draw firearms & aim them at the ethnic majority white people.

This is unprecedented in modern history.

I repeat this is UNPRECEDENTED.

Washington DC's request for deployment of the National Guard has been denied by the ruling family. The coup d'état attempt has not resulted in any terrorist deaths in stark contrast to the peaceful protests against police brutality that occured during the American spring.

According to sources, at least one woman is being treated for a gunshot wound to the chest.

The nationalists are fundamental Christ-ists who actively campaign on rolling back women's rights yet win alarming support by educated women loyal to the wealthy rulers.

BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have commandeered a window washing rig of the Capitol Building, raised themselves to the second level, & are using their flags to break the window inside.

White privilege denialists are claiming the terrorists are simply trying to clean the windows.

Sources from Baghdad are reporting that the Iraqi government is willing to deploy peace keeping troops if the rebels need assistance in fighting the nationalists.

Iraqi troops are well trained in insurrection as the government is frequently overthrown, once ironically by the US.

Multiple Capitol officers injured in violence at the US Capitol.

Underfunded hospitals already struggling from the raging pandemic will be unable to handle trauma cases from this attack. This highlights the weaknesses in the US healthcare system from which insurance CEOs profit.

President-elect Biden now speaking.

He states that the events occurring at the Capitol building do not represent the true colors of America in a remarkable admission that he has apparently been in a coma for the last four years.

Tribal loyalties have now superceded government institutions as nationalist terrorists are seen fraternizing with the Capitol police. National Guard rebels have been called in.

Sectarian violence is expected to continue into the night as boundaries blur. https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1346920198461419520?s=19

Ayatollah Trumpeini released a video on Twitter where he repeated the lie that 'the election was stolen from us,' but encouraged the terrorists to go home. He refered to the educated progressives as 'evil people.'

This comes as Mr. Jon Ossoff cinches the contested Senate seat.