My Twitter Jail story: So seven days ago I found myself dropping dimes, you know the usual like I always do

But then in the midst of dropping my truth, I started to notice constant verbal attacks from trolls. So I pointed out to twitter the hateful conduct directed at me, they instead started locking up my friends???

Somewhere around the world Jack was reading my tweets and he was getting pissed as I was dropping way too much knowledge in the twitter world

So he and his slimey grimey partners devised a plan to hide me

Joe was like, he ain't black let's...

I'm hearing all the chatter as they approached, so I'm like:

Next thing I know, twitter 12 is carrying me off and throwing me in the cage with the rest of em

I get to jail and I see my bro @DJ_Element2 there. He starts telling me how they snatched him up at his job, but he made them work for the arrest.

He told me how he was yelling "rape! They trying to rape me!" He was kicking, even bit one officers leg. The thought of this just took me out

After a couple of days in twitter jail, they allowed me to meet with the warden to plead my case as to why I was wrongfully arrested.

The warden, Jack, was like, "oh really now, tell me why??"

So I handed him my written appeal here:

Jack read the appeal and seemed interested until he got to the last sentence. At which point he was like:

But before sending me away, he advised, "I'll do you a favor. I'll make a call to one friend of your choice as a character witness. Depending on what he says, I may let you walk."

Quickly I said, "great! Call my brother @Princcharmin82 , he'll definitely vouch for me!"

Idk what @Princcharmin82 said but it must've been good because Jack couldn't do anything but smile

Jack hung up the phone with Prince and came back looking all dark and sinister, almost like he put on black face. He then started repeating, "you know your done effed up right?"

Next thing I know, they carrying me back to my jail cell, appeal denied!

Jack was all like:

So I'm walking back in and the other prisoners are sizing me up, so I know it's about to go down

So I grab the biggest guy in the room and snap his neck, so they know not to try me

Almost simultaneously, I look over and @DJ_Element2 follows my lead, he takes out the head gang member in the prison. And like that, were untouchable

The other prisoners were like:

I look at @DJ_Element2 like

And he looks back like:

Every day while in jail I received phone calls from @mavgrab302 and was telling him how I was reading the Bible more and more and now a changed man. He was going to be so happy with me and my tutelage of DJ. Told me he'd send @DiggyChiz_21 to see me

In the middle of our conversation on my fifth day in though, @mavgrab302 wife @kmf9899 was pissed at the amount of collect calls he accepted from me. So she snatched it and said, it's just a week Ron!

I was kinda in disbelief that @kmf9899 hung up on me, I just listened to the dial tone for about ten minutes...

But then I was like:

@DiggyChiz_21 came to visit me later, I had just got my hair braided too so I was excited. He handed me a Bible and told me to read the book of Corinthians.

I started reading even more than I was and decided. I would not be a Priest when I returned to the world

@TB_IMPACT came to visit me as well that day, but I don't know exactly what his problem was?? Lol

@Princcharmin82 even came by to rub it in, guys such an a**hole sometimes, but I asked what he told Jack and he still didn't tell me