In honor of the @Nickelodeon Wild Card broadcast....

Who ya got at what position for a #NickelodeonFootballSquad https://twitter.com/JoJoF30/status/1346604132216565760
Larry The Lobster is definitely a Pro-Bowl linebacker on the #NickelodeonFootballSquad
Cosmo and Wanda in at quarterback. Elusive. Magical powers. They literally FLY.
Who is tackling Cosmo and Wanda?

No one.

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Need a running back that is elusive, can absolutely SCOOT and, honestly, has no regard for his own safety and well being. Reckless.

It's Donnie Thornberry.

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Throw Gibby from iCarly on the defensive line.

Is he going to lead the league in sacks? No.

BUT, Gibby will cause havoc on that line and allow another teammate like STIMPY from Red and Stimpy to get to the QB.
Swiper the Fox from Dora playing a @tpolamalu role.

NO ONE is passing on Swiper!

Sometimes he's at safety.
Sometimes he's up at the line.
Sometimes he's roaming at LB.

Swiper is ABSOLUTELY swiping some INTs!
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CatDog at wide receiver is a CHEAT CODE.
Two sets of hands/paws.

Can stretch the field because their body LITERALLY stretches.

You jam DOG at the line and CAT goes deep.
CAT runs a slant, DOG runs an out route.

Touchdown MACHINE, CatDog.
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Reptar would be a MONSTER at the tight end position.

He runs through BUILDINGS, you think he's scared of any LINEBACKER? Naw.

Sneaky soft hands on Reptar too as we saw on display in 'Reptar on Ice'

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Krumm from Ahhh Real Monsters! at center.

He can put both eyeballs in one hand and literally SEE where he's snapping the ball.

Also, got a STANK to him, no one is gonna wanna get in them hairy Krumm pits
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Gotta throw Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life on the o-line.

Look at that stance.
Look at that wingspan.
He's only got FOUR fingers on each hand! Hand? Hoof?

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