Loeffler looks like she thinks plain potato chips are too spicy
Loeffler looks like she says “thats rich” when she drinks whole milk
Loeffler looks like she does doggy style only on her husbands bday
Loeffler looks like her spice rack is just one unopened container of salt
Loeffler looks like she doesn’t fart in front of her husband
Loeffler looks like she thinks a female orgasm is a myth
Loeffler looks like she won’t get the vaccine unless they warm it up first
Loeffler looks like she adds ice to wine
Loeffler looks like she says her favorite rapper is LL J Crew
Loeffler looks like her only tattoo says “Live Laugh Love”
Loeffler looks like she wears uggs to the country club pool
Loeffler looks like she calls ham “devils turkey”
Loeffler looks like she honeymooned in Canada
Loeffler looks like she thinks “Puerto Rican” is a racial slur for Mexicans
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