Trying to think about things other than Georgia. First thing that comes to mind is that breakfast burritos are highly inferior to breakfast tacos. Almost inedible knowing that it could have been a potato egg and cheese in a handmade regular sized flour tortilla.
Also what if Houston shut down the 610 loop to cars for a cycling fundraiser. Raising money for DACA renewals or first time applications.
Why do wine bottles still have corks? We have twist top technology that actually preserves the wine better. Is it because people like my dad call you cheap for buying twist top wine even tho it was 20 bucks?
Drive thru burgers should always be given to you sideways. This would parent sogginess.
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