Thread by @DraginAwesome, You know it's really not easy being a Dedede main in this [...]

You know it's really not easy being a Dedede main in this day and age, there's a lot of judgement that come's with the title. Like whenever I tell somebody that I do main Dedede they're always like "uGH, whY woULD YoU mAiN DeDeDE hE sUCKs" and I'm just like, he sucks?

You're goddamn RIGHT HE DOES! Ha HA HA HA!

While playing King Dedede it's important to keep in mind that you are in fact 'The King', you're a big boy with a big hammer so you cant let little bitches like Jigglypuff over here intimate you, you really just gotta get in there and show them who's boss.

Because Jigglypuff is such a little bitch, and Dedede is such a swole motherfucker, he can easily kill people at low percentages like this.

There's also another way to kill people at low percentages, this is my patented move: The Suck and Cuck, how does it work i hear you asking? Well here's whatcha gotta do:

Step 1: Lure them to the edge
Step 2: Suck
Step 3: Cuck

It's truly as simple as that.

Sucking in general is a pretty hilariously effective move, especially in For Glory where people have the brain of a goddamn baboon.

Just take this For Glory Little Mac for example, you see he doesn't really know what's going on, and this is the majority of the community, so as long as you can keep this up near an edge this can pretty much go on at infinitum.

Keep in mind however that this tactic does not work on those that are not mentally impaired.

Another good Dedede tactic is to use his meme character status to your advantage, use next level mind-games like straight up killing yourself to totally psych the fuck out of your opponent, sending him into a frenzy of irrational confusion.

If you're doing this already and it isn't working, it just means you aren't acting stupid enough, shift into maximum autism mode and I promise you that your opponent will eventually start feeling the burn.

And from there, all it takes is a simple Suck and Cuck to get the job done.

Aw man, here we go, we got a real battle going on, King of Darkness Vs. The King of Dreamland, I can tell this one's gonna be a pretty intense battle so I'm gonna...

Oh, well, looks like he's the king of suicide now, and I ain't talkin' no playing cards if you know what im saying.

SLAM... MOV- Ok that didn't work as well. Uh, listen, Ganondorf if you could just stay over there, don't try to kick me, and fucking die, uh, that be really appreciated thanks, I-I owe ya one buddy, I really do.

Look at this dumbass mouse thinking he can actually kill me, you know what Pikachu? GGGET the hell outta here! go back to Digimon with your ass. That's the show, right? Digimon? I think so.

Look at this dumbass mouse thinkin' he can edge guard me or somethin', you know what Pikachu? You know what? GGET the hell outta here! Go back to Yu-Gi-Oh with your ass! I-I'm pretty sure that's the right one.

do you wanna have a bad time?
'cause if you take another step forward . . .
you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next.

Well i tried to warn him.

Here we have the penguin stalking it's natural prey, the chimpanzee, and try as it might, it can't seem to get away or have any hope of defeating the penguin whatsoever. Oh Diddy, it's that time again!

It's time to go down town boy- oh, i actually killed myself in the process... There, y'know that was... That was all planned, and I-I-I planned on killing myself there, I wanted to.

One thing I really haven't touched upon in this video is the power of the Gordos. Despite what people say; it is a fantastic idea to spam them as much as physically possible, 100% of the time. And I am totally, absolutely, in no way, shape, or form, joking or being sarcastic.

You can throw them out at three different speeds, which provides decent coverage, and it's great for mega dickheads that exclusively roll and spam projectiles like this Greninja.

I seriously don't think I'll ever understand how people like this roll so much yet never manage to avoid the Gordos, oh wait, i think I do, they're really, REALLY bad at the game.

Speaking of being bad at the game, shout out to this Greninja for leaving himself wide open for the biggest dicking in his entire life. Now to end this we're gonna use the good old, classic... Eh, you know what?

I shouldn't even have to say it at this point, it should be obvious how we're gonna end this fight. I swear to god, it just gets more satisfying every time.

Oh my god. I hate fighting Meta Knight so much. I don't even know what it is specifically, they're just so like...
Slippery and annoying to deal with, you know what i mean? But i actually have the perfect strategy for him, we're gonna go in- Secret hammer attack, baby! Here we-

Wait, ledge, go! What the hell... Alright, y'know what? No, I'm not taking that for an answer. We're goin' in, we're gonna get this hammer kill, I'm more determined then ever to get this one- Oh... Ok you know what?

I'm just gonna count that one as a hammer kill and call it a day, I'm gonna- I'm gonna say that one was our doing.

Okay, you know what? I think it's about time we end this Meta Knight, we're both super low, pretty much anything's gonna kill at this point, so go ahead, and make ya move.

C'mon you son of a bitch.
What aRE YOU WAITIN' FOR? IM RIGHT HERE!
MAKE YOUR MOOOOOOOV-

I hit him. And- And he lost.
Please just... Take my word for it.

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