thread of rating the top ten sexiest founding fathers and how likely we would be to have a good relationship

10. William Floyd
i hate him. i would not even let him hold my hand. he would not be sweet and we would be rivals in the LEAST sexy way possible. i hate him so much he is the worst i cannot believe this country's founding had him involved.
looks: 0/10
relationship: 1/10

9. John Marshall
not sexy but i don't despise him as much. kinda reminds me of stan pines so for that i'll give him a better score. he looks like an intj though so i think he'd be boring and i am not boring so we wouldn't have a good relationship
looks: 3/10
relationship: 2/10

8. John Hancock
he looks like ben shapiro but with sheep hair. i don't HATE him..... but i don't love him either. is probably a bottom, has pussy energy, so i think thats a plus.
looks: 3/10
relationship: 6/10

7. Jonathan Dayton
very mediocre. his nose is really pointy. also his ponytail is ugly. uglier than john hancock i think. we'd have a mediocre relationship coming off of the vibes i get, i think he'd be really unsure of himself socially.
looks: 2.5/10
relationship: 5/10

6. William Few
literally my least favorite holy fuck what the hell i hate him he looks like that one fish meme where the fish is staring at the camera i am so uncomfortable
looks: 0/10
relationship: 0/10

5. Francis Hopkinson
i do not like his eyebrows but he is much more tolerable than the others so far, except maybe hancock. has a really wack hairline which would affect our relationship heavily. looks very soft.
looks: 4/10
relationship: 5/10

4. Richard Bland
i could do way better but its starting to improve. he looks more empathetic but not in a weak way. has a cute face compared to all the other trainwrecks i've seen so far.
looks: 6.5/10
relationship: 7/10

3. Richard Stockton
why is he..... why is he looking at me like that
looks more feminine than the other ones which is a plus i guess
not like.... ugly.... just slightly offputting. i think we'd have a good relationship though he looks dorky
looks: 5/10
relationship: 7.5/10

2. Alexander Hamilton
FINALLY SOME GODDAMN FOOD. alexander hamilton sexy as fuck we would have the best relationship because we're both extremely sexy oh my god look at him. hes so hot. im weak.
looks: 10/10
relationship: 10/10

1. Arthur Middleton
not unnattractive, definitely not as hot as hamilton but i can understand where the appeal comes from. looks like a millennial though which is not a good thing. probably really pompous and sadistic which could be sexy i guess
looks: 8/10
relationship: 8.5/10

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