Who The Hell Is This Zev Guy, And Why Is He Saying All This Stupid Shit?: A Thread

1. I'm an author and these are my books! You can check them out here:
https://www.amazon.com/Zev-Good/e/B0788GRQYZ/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1
2. Zev is not a made-up name. It means "wolf" in Hebrew.

3. I do not tweet excerpts or lines from the manuscript I'm currently working on. Sorry.

4. I do not play hashtag writing prompt games, either, because

5. I save all my writing for my actual writing.
6. If you see a word you've never seen before, it's probably Yiddish. (No, I'm not talking about your mother, but call her. She worries.)

7. I'm a Liberal, but you don't have to be.

8. I hate chocolate and I don't eat pork or shellfish.

9. Star Trek is life.
10. Star Wars is also life.

11. As The World Turns was the story of my life, and CBS cancelled it and I will never forgive them.

12. This is, at unscheduled intervals, a Cute, Chubby, Beardy Ginger Guy appreciation account. This is the only warning you will receive.
13. I do not require you to read my books, so

14. Please do not spam me with your book(s). Thanks in advance.

15. If you think something I tweet is about you, you're probably wrong.

16. The only thing I'm serious about is my writing.

17. I say "fuck" a lot.
18. I also follow and interact with gay porn stars, so don't be surprised if you see a naked man. Or two. Or three.

19. If you see me tweet "Send n00ds," I am not serious, so please do not DM me nude pics of yourself.

20. DMs are fine as long as there is a reason for them.
21. Barbra Streisand is a goddess. Hard stop.

22. My taste in music defies description. I know that. I am not looking for analysis.

23. I lived through The Cold War and the height of the AIDS Crisis, so my perspective on things comes from there.
24. I post about my dogs. A lot.

25. I do not post about my husband that much, but yes, I have one.

26. I probably won't subscribe to your Only Fans or your JFF.

27. I eat a lot of junk food. Yes, I know it's bad for me. No, I don't need to be told.
28. I'm still upset that "Baby Love" was Regina's only hit, but I'm getting by. One day at a time.

29. I'm still waiting for Cristina Yang to return to Grey's Anatomy.

30. I watch Hocus Pocus year-round.

31. I work out, but I hate it, and I kvetch (Yiddish!) about it.
32. I'm always looking for gay and/or Jewish mutuals for shenanigans online.

33. I have a Facebook page and an Instagram, but I am more active here.

34. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

35. Thursdays are for thirst traps (yours, not mine).
36. Marc Menchaca is The Sexiest Man Alive, no matter what People magazine says. See?
Anything else you want to know, just ask, but I ignore assholes and Outrage Trolls.
You can follow @therealzevgood.
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