Oh noes, the treasoning has already begun. There is a live stream of the Dead-ender’s Ball going on in DC.

I swear that this is literally the first 13 seconds I recorded when I landed.

#StupidCoup #TTP

Oh here’s @ali Akbar giving us all a very convenient list of his co-conspirators.

This guy is getting more airtime than anyone else lmao

I really have no idea who this idiot is but the Creator did not appreciate what she had to say clearly.

Also she appears to have consumed one too many Bloody Mary’s lmao

I’ve named him #ClutchAnon
He’ll be your emcee for this live tweet.

I regret to inform you that MyFascist (tm) @realMikeLindell has arrived. However, the fun part of his entrance is the SPARKLING CAMERAWORK from nazi clown network RSBN

Please enjoy MyFascist explain how he “guarantees Donald Trump will be your next president.”

This is similar to his commercials where he sells reused hotel jizz pillows and says “I guarantee it!”

Best line “I deal with deviation every day”
Also, clearly Jesus hates him.

While #ClutchAnon had a number of moderate policy adjustments to Mike Lindell’s platform, he was in general agreement.

They agreed to meet for socially distanced MaiTai’s at The White Swallow on U Street later tonight.

#ClutchAnon is stoked that his son* made it to the stage. This chud’s a hero because he defied health orders and kept his MAGA gym open so everyone could bring Covid home for the holidays.

* not 100% sure lol

OK I’m 100% sure now.

OK then. JUST IN CASE ANYONE WAS UNCLEAR. This is a QAnon rally.

“ #tEhStorm is here!”

I really don’t know who Gomer Pyle at the mic, but #ClutchAnon is decidedly unimpressed.

“Not just a lamb”

https://twitter.com/jimstewartson/status/1346594777135947776

Surely she didn’t choose Helly Hansen just because she really likes the way the logo looks?

OK, I KNOW some of you cringed at the implication that the nice lady is some sort of white supremacist.

She starts our leading a cheer to the leader of the Proud Boys and it devolves from there.

I. rest. my. case.

Nononononono. No.

Please no.

No.

OK, I have been a hip hop fan for 35 years. I have seen many, many, many rap performances. This is the worst one.

To start, he is half sort of lip-syncing... Let that sink in.
Also, as soon as you rap “NWO” you lose the right to ever rap again.

OK, I don’t know who this Constitutional Mom is but you have to give her credit, this is a stellar argument.

“Alls I sawl everywhere I went was Trump signs”

OK, here’s Mindy Robinson being Mindy Robinson.
If you can wade through the grammatical and logical minefield to get to the end of the clip, you may find a statement you agree with.