I'm calling it. Doug Ford isn't human, he is actually a text based RPG engine from last century. Only has 10 or so canned responses to every new situation.

Pretty shitty RPG by that metric, but a lot of crap was sold to consumers. https://twitter.com/CityCynthia/status/1346523504779399175
"As you enter the dark dungeon, all you can see is a pair yellow glowing eyes, watching you carefully. What do you do?
->What can I do?
"All options are on the table."
-> Can I buy a sword
"No expense will be spared"
-> Buy sword
"All options are on the table."
-> Buy sword!
"You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal"
->
->
-> Buy Happy Meal?
"Give your head a shake."
-> Leave dungeon!
"My friends we're all in this together"
-> So what can I do?
"All options are on the table"
-> Flips table
The dragon eats you. Game over. Would you like to review this game?
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