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mdzs characters and the drinks they would order at st*rb*cks -> a thread by a very tired very overworked st*rb*cks barista that nobody asked for
wei wuxian an iced coffee with cream but he switches up the syrup flavors ~to keep them on their toes~. four pumps of chai, four pumps of mocha, and seven pumps of classic are his go-to.
ALTERNATIVELY a dirty chai tea latte aka a chai tea latte with no water and two shots of blonde espresso. a monstrosity i don't know how anybody drinks this but also i hate chai so like
lan wangji when he is very reluctantly dragged to the coffeeshop he orders a Medicine Ball aka a blend of teas with steamed lemonade because he is Good
but when he's alone? vanilla sweet cream cold brew with extra sweet cream aka the sweetest thing i can think of
lan xichen london fog tea latte, which sounds really pretty and healthy but is a bitch to brew. it takes SEVEN WHOLE MINUTES we usually just throw it at the customer like “here it will not taste good for seven minutes enjoy”
jiang cheng he’s too classy to order just a black coffee so he goes for the americano, which is essentially the same thing. two raw sugars if he’s feeling up to it.
jiang yanli she'd switch between the refreshers for sure. light and fruity with a light amount of caffeine to get her through the day! her favorite i think would be the very berry hibiscus because it's just the right amount of bitter and sweet
nie huaisang if he’s not getting the latest seasonal latte to be cool, he’s getting a vanilla bean frappuccino with strawberry puree and two pumps of raspberry syrup to be cool and because its very sugary. too sugary.
nie mingjue blackeye. dark roast coffee with two shots of espresso. need i say more. sometimes nie huaisang tries to convince him to try other things and he will reluctantly order a nitro cold brew with nothing in it to be spiteful.
jin zixuan originally i was gonna give him a mocha with no whip but honestly he reminds me too much of the person who comes through and orders an iced skinny caramel macchiato upside down with whip every morning... it's the bitchy vibes
jin guangyao caramel macchiato with four blonde shots and no vanilla syrup. looks pretty with the steamed milk and caramel drizzle but it’s really just plain dark coffee with a ton of caffeine. like a lot of caffeine blonde espresso has the most.
wen qing oh no she would be the one customer who comes through at 6am every morning and orders a white chocolate mocha with six shots of expresso and only two pumps of white mocha i just know she would
wen ning oh my sweet summer child. he’s a little basic either he’d just get a plain latte and insist that he LIKES it with no syrup or he’d get a caramel frappuccino with extra drizzle on the cup. no in between!
jin ling "im not like other children" he says, ordering a mocha cookie crumble frappuccino which is in fact a very common drink for teenagers
lan jingyi iced white chocolate mocha with sweet cream cold foam and extra caramel drizzle. AKA the tiktok drink that we get so. SO often. we all hate it so much.
lan sizhui a good child he would order the white hot chocolate around his parents to satisfy both his sweet tooth and to not have caffeine but when he's alone he ramps it up and gets a peppermint mocha like the rebel child he is
ouyang zizhen matcha green tea frappuccino if only because it looks pretty! that or he'd get a shaken peach green iced tea with ten extra pumps of liquid cane sugar. i don't think he'd like coffee all that much honestly.
that's it for now but i do work again later so maybe i'll continue this thread with even more drinks that i get to make we'll see
