I’m starting a thread because I’m sick of all the Covid stuff etc.

One random great footballing moment per day⚽️

Number 1: Seaman defies physics🧤
Day 2: Suarez and those two touches ⚽️✨ - enough said
Day 3 is for van Bronckhorst not giving a single fuck about unwritten rules in football regarding how hard you can hit a ball towards another human being
Day 4 is for sweet, sweet vengeance

Ruuuuuuuuuuud⚽️
Day 5 is for something so rude I should’ve waited till post watershed

⚽️🍟
Day 6 is for this tackle by Ledley King on Arjen Robben⚽️

What could’ve been if it weren’t for injuries. Who would’ve started alongside him for England: Rio, Terry, Sol?🦁🦁🦁
Day 7: Return of the King👑

™️ finish from Thierry⚽️
Day 8 is for Christian Eriksen hitting his opponent with a good old fashioned SEEYA 🥜⚽️
Day 9: Someone check that ball for a pulse🫀

Thiago with the pillow feet sending the ball for a snooze ⚽️💤
Day 10: Ronaldo blitzes half the Craven Cottage pitch and finishes⚽️

The kit, the boots, the goal - magnificent 💫
Day 11: Face off Friday - nobody ever hit a ball as sweet as Laurent Robert and nobody ever found that out first hand as well as Olivier Bernard 💀
Day 12: couldn’t be anybody else really could it?

Rooney starts the move, steams up two thirds of the pitch and sweeps home v The Arsenal⚽️
Day 13: In light of today’s huge game it’s only right we remember this goal from the very same fixture

Ball gets cleared and Townsend returns it with interest ☄️
Day 14: It’s Monday and I can’t be bothered to think too hard

Here’s Iniesta slinking through the PSG midfield and slotting in Neymar who duly does the run justice - it would’ve been a travesty not to score ⚽️✨
Day 17 and the final one in the series cos I was suspended for copyright infringement 😂😂😂

Don’t really wanna do 25-life so here’s me slotting a penalty a few years back ⚽️

Ciao
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