Holy shit this is the most scornful order I have ever seen

https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2020cv3791-10
Your filing was long and defective and lazy
Finally someone had some fun writing one of these
The judge contemplates filing a grievance against the plaintiff's attorney for filing a purely symbolic political gesture
This is how every order should have read after oh, like November 8th or so.
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