IF YOU GIVE A CONMAN THE NOMINATION

If you give a conman the nomination

Then the conman will ask for help from a foreign power to win.

When the foreign power helps the conman win, he will pretend he is the victim when the crimes are investigated.

When the investigation looks bad for him, he will ask for his Roy Cohn.

The conman will want to look see anchors on TV saying he is innocent.

When he hears them say he’s innocent, he will become angry and attack the investigators and intelligence agencies.

After the investigators document his behavior, he will claim they’re the deep state.

The conman might claim his wires were tapped.

The conman will then want to win the White House again. Rudy will have to cook up a story about his opponent and his family to help his chances.

The conman will pressure another country to announce they’re investigating Rudy’s story and will not send financial aid until they do.

He will call them and ask “for a favor tho”.

The conman will pretend the call was perfect.

When the call is exposed, the conman will attack the whistleblower.

The conman will be impeached.

The conman will be revealed as guilty but acquitted anyway because “he’s learned a lesson”.

The mouse will remember he wants to win again and will lie about a pandemic so it doesn’t hurt his chances.

When he loses anyway, the conman will remember his lesson: that he can get away with anything.

So he will say he only lost because of fraud. And people will defend him because of the lesson...they’ll let him get away with anything.

The End.