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Barbarian: What witchcraft is in the sky?!
Wizard: Thats the Aurora Borealis.
B: What spell is that?
W: No it's caused by the sun.
B: The sun is a wizard?!
W: No. When it interacts with the earth these lights happen.
B: I see. The sun and earth are in a wizard battle.
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Wizard: Thats the Aurora Borealis.
B: What spell is that?
W: No it's caused by the sun.
B: The sun is a wizard?!
W: No. When it interacts with the earth these lights happen.
B: I see. The sun and earth are in a wizard battle.
#DnD
Barbarian: Kinda like you and the cleric.
Wizard: For the last time, we are not both wizards! How would you feel if I said you and the fighter were the same?
B: But thats not true.
W: Oh yeah? Whats the difference?
B: They hit things good. I hit things good AND hard.
Wizard: For the last time, we are not both wizards! How would you feel if I said you and the fighter were the same?
B: But thats not true.
W: Oh yeah? Whats the difference?
B: They hit things good. I hit things good AND hard.
W: And the rest of the melee classes? How are you different from the rogue?
B: Easy. Rogue hits things accurately. Monk hits things with magic hands. Ranger's animal hits things for them. Paladin hits with conviction. Both you and the cleric read boring books then do magic.
B: Easy. Rogue hits things accurately. Monk hits things with magic hands. Ranger's animal hits things for them. Paladin hits with conviction. Both you and the cleric read boring books then do magic.
