FOOTBALL CONSPIRACY THEORIES
1. Donnarumma has been 21 for five years
2. Origi only exists in the 90th minute
3. Leeds bench players are unknown
4. Aguero is always back but never really back
5. Fulham haven't played a league game in 2 weeks
6. Bruno would fail in a 4-3-3
1. Donnarumma has been 21 for five years
2. Origi only exists in the 90th minute
3. Leeds bench players are unknown
4. Aguero is always back but never really back
5. Fulham haven't played a league game in 2 weeks
6. Bruno would fail in a 4-3-3
7. Son doesn't have an age
8. Kane will remain trophyless till 30
9. Ronaldo and Messi should have 5 Ballon D'Or each
10. Guendouzi and Luiz are the same person
11. Mbappe was never 20. He was 19, then 21
12. Ronaldo has been 35 y/o for 2 years
13. Gerrard isn't a PL legend
8. Kane will remain trophyless till 30
9. Ronaldo and Messi should have 5 Ballon D'Or each
10. Guendouzi and Luiz are the same person
11. Mbappe was never 20. He was 19, then 21
12. Ronaldo has been 35 y/o for 2 years
13. Gerrard isn't a PL legend
14. Lucas Vasquez came from nowhere
15. Vardy > Drogba
16. Brighton play well but never win
17. Pierre-Emile Højbjerg came from nowhere too
18. Griezmann isn't a flop at Barca
19. Justin owners on FPL wish that Ricardo pereira should forever be injured
15. Vardy > Drogba
16. Brighton play well but never win
17. Pierre-Emile Højbjerg came from nowhere too
18. Griezmann isn't a flop at Barca
19. Justin owners on FPL wish that Ricardo pereira should forever be injured
20. Aguero is always injured but still scores 20 goals per season
21. AC Milan always win but never play UCL
22. John Lundstram disappeared
23. Atletico always face Juve in UCL
24. Trent is overrated in FPL
25. KDB only plays low crosses
21. AC Milan always win but never play UCL
22. John Lundstram disappeared
23. Atletico always face Juve in UCL
24. Trent is overrated in FPL
25. KDB only plays low crosses
26. RB Leipzig and RB Salzburg are the same
27. Burnley wear same kit every year
28. Leicester are always in the UCL spots but never qualify
29. Morata plays for both Juve and Atletico at the same time
30. Koke and Saul are the same person
31. Carrasco came out of nowhere
27. Burnley wear same kit every year
28. Leicester are always in the UCL spots but never qualify
29. Morata plays for both Juve and Atletico at the same time
30. Koke and Saul are the same person
31. Carrasco came out of nowhere

32. Xavi is overrated
33. Man City faces Lyon in every UCL QF
34. Foden went from 18 to 20 without being 19
35. If Coutinho stayed longer at Liverpool, He would have flopped
36. De Bruyne is Zinchenko's father
37. Ollie Watkins disappeared after 7-2
33. Man City faces Lyon in every UCL QF
34. Foden went from 18 to 20 without being 19
35. If Coutinho stayed longer at Liverpool, He would have flopped
36. De Bruyne is Zinchenko's father
37. Ollie Watkins disappeared after 7-2
38. Marcelo disappeared since Ronaldo left
39. Dybala went from 21 to 26 without anyone noticing
40. Bayern fans are always bored with wins
39. Dybala went from 21 to 26 without anyone noticing
40. Bayern fans are always bored with wins
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