FOOTBALL CONSPIRACY THEORIES

1. Donnarumma has been 21 for five years

2. Origi only exists in the 90th minute

3. Leeds bench players are unknown

4. Aguero is always back but never really back

5. Fulham haven't played a league game in 2 weeks

6. Bruno would fail in a 4-3-3

7. Son doesn't have an age

8. Kane will remain trophyless till 30

9. Ronaldo and Messi should have 5 Ballon D'Or each

10. Guendouzi and Luiz are the same person

11. Mbappe was never 20. He was 19, then 21

12. Ronaldo has been 35 y/o for 2 years

13. Gerrard isn't a PL legend

14. Lucas Vasquez came from nowhere

15. Vardy > Drogba

16. Brighton play well but never win

17. Pierre-Emile Højbjerg came from nowhere too

18. Griezmann isn't a flop at Barca

19. Justin owners on FPL wish that Ricardo pereira should forever be injured

20. Aguero is always injured but still scores 20 goals per season

21. AC Milan always win but never play UCL

22. John Lundstram disappeared

23. Atletico always face Juve in UCL

24. Trent is overrated in FPL

25. KDB only plays low crosses

26. RB Leipzig and RB Salzburg are the same

27. Burnley wear same kit every year

28. Leicester are always in the UCL spots but never qualify

29. Morata plays for both Juve and Atletico at the same time

30. Koke and Saul are the same person

31. Carrasco came out of nowhere

32. Xavi is overrated

33. Man City faces Lyon in every UCL QF

34. Foden went from 18 to 20 without being 19

35. If Coutinho stayed longer at Liverpool, He would have flopped

36. De Bruyne is Zinchenko's father

37. Ollie Watkins disappeared after 7-2

38. Marcelo disappeared since Ronaldo left

39. Dybala went from 21 to 26 without anyone noticing

40. Bayern fans are always bored with wins

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