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things i believe about superman
- he's very polite
- he doesn't curse
- he believes in santa
- he has a frosty glass of whole milk before bed
- he calls his mother twice a week -- because she asked him to cut back
- he's very polite
- he doesn't curse
- he believes in santa
- he has a frosty glass of whole milk before bed
- he calls his mother twice a week -- because she asked him to cut back
- he actually does need the glasses a little bit, but doesn't want to tell anyone
- pan pizza, extra cheese
- he's a top, but only because lois is a power bottom
- he's socially methodist but let's be honest, he's personally met gods who *weren't* jesus christ
- he wasn't cool enough to be an eagle scout, but he went and earned all the badges on his own with his pa, just to prove he could
- he had to consciously unlearn “fiddlesticks” in high school
- he listened to MCR in college but mostly because he was worried about Gerard
