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It's 2023. Its your wedding day. She is the woman of your dreams.
You're marrying in a castle in central Italy. Your families are there. It's all funded by your ETH to 10K calls from the 2021 bullrun.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace".
Then you see them. The sunglasses.
You're marrying in a castle in central Italy. Your families are there. It's all funded by your ETH to 10K calls from the 2021 bullrun.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace".
Then you see them. The sunglasses.
You shudder. He warned you this would happen if you tweeted about him again.
His legs have been replaced by a crab-like mechanical device. He sold his limbs to fund his ethbtc short position.
"HAVE FUN STAYING POOR" he shouts across the aisle at your new mother-in-law.
His legs have been replaced by a crab-like mechanical device. He sold his limbs to fund his ethbtc short position.
"HAVE FUN STAYING POOR" he shouts across the aisle at your new mother-in-law.
He crab-walks towards your wife. He removes the sunglasses to reveal a smaller pair of sunglasses underneath.
You have only one hope left.
Your dog, Wei, he is immortal due to your sizeable ETH bag.
He springs from the aisle to attack this bear-crab-man. But it is not enough.
You have only one hope left.
Your dog, Wei, he is immortal due to your sizeable ETH bag.
He springs from the aisle to attack this bear-crab-man. But it is not enough.
As Udi is about to strike his final blow, you remember what Cobie told you. You must speak the words.
You close your eyes, one fist to the sky.
"FUCK YOU BEAR GOD, BUYING MORE ANYWAY"
Thunder.
Your dog triples in size instantly. Horns emerge from his head. He is with us.
You close your eyes, one fist to the sky.
"FUCK YOU BEAR GOD, BUYING MORE ANYWAY"
Thunder.
Your dog triples in size instantly. Horns emerge from his head. He is with us.
It feels as though all the oxygen is sucked from the room, just for a moment.
Suddenly, a cartoon duck, a female wolf, a coin riding a rollercoaster and SBF's hair appear by your bull-possessed god-dog.
"Til death do us part, Udi" you whisper.
"Liquidate him".
Suddenly, a cartoon duck, a female wolf, a coin riding a rollercoaster and SBF's hair appear by your bull-possessed god-dog.
"Til death do us part, Udi" you whisper.
"Liquidate him".
