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Twas the night before Christmas and all through AB
MLAs issued edicts for you and for me.
Don't travel. Don't gather. No family. No friends.
Before we can have those, the COVID must end!
And so Albertans, their faces drawn tightly
Stayed home responsibly daily and nightly. 1/5
MLAs issued edicts for you and for me.
Don't travel. Don't gather. No family. No friends.
Before we can have those, the COVID must end!
And so Albertans, their faces drawn tightly
Stayed home responsibly daily and nightly. 1/5
But out at Westjet there arose such a ruckus
As UCP MLA's conspired to fuck us!
For off to Hawaii the hypocrites flew
As new cases climbed and the death count it grew.
On Allard! On Liepert! On Stephan! On Snider!
On Nixon and Fir with Matt Wolf beside her!
2/5 #ableg
As UCP MLA's conspired to fuck us!
For off to Hawaii the hypocrites flew
As new cases climbed and the death count it grew.
On Allard! On Liepert! On Stephan! On Snider!
On Nixon and Fir with Matt Wolf beside her!
2/5 #ableg
To the peaks of Vail ski hills! To Akaka falls!
Now fly away! Fly away! Fly away all!
They went to beaches. We stayed at home.
They were together. We were alone.
We missed seeing family. Missed worship and song.
We held back our tears and tried to be strong.
3/5 #ableg
Now fly away! Fly away! Fly away all!
They went to beaches. We stayed at home.
They were together. We were alone.
We missed seeing family. Missed worship and song.
We held back our tears and tried to be strong.
3/5 #ableg
We missed seeing elders and holding a hand.
We sacrificed while they sat in the sand.
And then on the web, we all saw it on Twitter,
The staged videos that made us all bitter.
They faked all their pictures. Pretended to care!
Faked being at home when they weren't even there!
4/5
We sacrificed while they sat in the sand.
And then on the web, we all saw it on Twitter,
The staged videos that made us all bitter.
They faked all their pictures. Pretended to care!
Faked being at home when they weren't even there!
4/5
And Kenney did nothing but call them back near
Saying rules were too vague but he'll now make them clear.
But we all understood. Stay at home. Stay apart.
Could it be that these UCP types aren't that smart?
5/5
#ableg #ResignKenney
Saying rules were too vague but he'll now make them clear.
But we all understood. Stay at home. Stay apart.
Could it be that these UCP types aren't that smart?
5/5
#ableg #ResignKenney
