My mommy found my sex toys 😂
Dialogue between my mom and I

Mom: April!!! Jesus Christ me find some things in your suitcase under the bed... A wah dem deh?

Me: 😂😂 you wah know is not my own . When I went over my friend house she emptied out her suitcase to give her sister and just put them in mine.
Mommy: Then a so much she have...

Me: How much you see?

Mommy: 4 a them😱

Me: Yes man them belong to ***** amma return them tho.

Mommy: Yes man please do. April why she need them something there tho? Let me tell you is Satan world this enuh.
Mommy: When I found them, me tell you me shock outta me witts. Me not even bother tell you father. Me did ago call you same time but the spirit say don’t. Maybe is not as it seems.

Me: Trust me I understand. When I saw them in my suitcase the first time a so me did frighten.
Me: Amma throw them away still cause my friend is a change person and I don’t think she partake in those activities anymore.

Mommy: Yes April. For the love of God please throw them away!!! I won’t say anything to your friend tho cause I don’t want her to feel a way.
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