So EFT finally managed to pull off our first Christmas party this past week. Late as usual. 🤷‍♀️

Our White Elephant (or dirty Santa Kitty likes to say) gift exchange was off the hook...

Oh & if you are pissed that you did not get invited, yell at @nimblephatty, that was his job.
@pickeringenergy brought a skateboard and cranberry juice.
@EnronChairman showed up with an imitation Top Gun jacket and some Aviator sunglasses.
Of course @nimblephatty had to show him up with an authentic Mick Jagger jacket.

Show off. 🙄
My friend @Deep_Seas_Oil showed up with a case of La Croix, because he is worried we are all becoming a bunch of lushes.

(He is not wrong.)
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