obviously influencers are a huge issue but what I’m more worried about is the couples living in a tiny house or refurbished van raising a child in like an LCD Soundsystem onesie who is CERTAINLY gonna be the antichrist
plus their very large very unpredictable dog with no leash to his name
every veg restaurant they visit gets absolutely totaled by the child, etching pentagons on wall with turmeric etc, as the father ranks every city in America’s public transportation system to innocent waiter, eyes closed
Hahaha dAMNIT I meant pentaGRAMS
“Raif’s Grip-Grip and Bop-bop gave him his first ukulele and the way he’s obsessed with it...let’s just say I don’t think he’s going into business
” (dog has escaped tiny house and is now changing the ecosystem permanently)
