If you want to be part of Sandton Twitter, these are the requirements.

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First, at least have an iPhone. Like you can't look superior than others with 'Twitter for Android'.

2. You must undermine and belittle people who seem not to be doing better than you. Even your poor family members ain't a thing. No one must know about your family emakhaya, they are not on your league.
You must also drag and shame them here on Twitter.

3. Sometimes you don't have to be doing better than CBD twitter. You can be our mate and at our level, maybe colleague or classmate.. But because you're aspiring to be like the big celebrities (bo Beyonce, Kim) then you must put on a pathetic ego.

4. You must be interested in American content. Their lifestyle programs, be it TV reality shows or some YouTube channels, because that is the lifestyle you are trying to fake. The slang, the food, etc.

5. Atleast act like you wear these expensive brands like your LV, Dior etc. We know you buy clothes with us ko Mr Price, but at least take pictures when you pass these shops in Mall of Africa, upload on Insta.

6. You must be a dictator. Dictate people's interests, preferences and even shame their appearance. When you see a tweet, you have to quickly find a fault so that you can discredit. Be it people's attires, house designs, literally everything.

7. Run to twitter when you have an urgent need. Maybe you are stuck with a suspicious uber driver, tweet your location, hoping for the so called CBD twitter that you undermine to play part in your safety.

8. You must be a bubble buster. Like when there is a random trend that people are Vibing to, you must tell them when it is starting to be annoying. For example, when you see many people buying Drip or Bathu sneakers in numbers, Tell them when to stop!

9. Familiarize yourself with the following words and phrases: chile, heal, ha a, one thing about me, indonda mayibe..,
Emojis:
: This is not a crying emoji by the way, equivalent to CBD's .
Do not use memes because they are annoying.

10. When you don't agree with a person here on Twitter, look for their manager or any brand they are associated with, discredit them.

11. If you're a lady, you must hate and shame men whenever you get a chance. Paint all men the same. Like you must suspect the worst from an innocent man walking on the street. But you must also have indoda.