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Firstly...
LOL
Secondly, you can't have a million core values. You need two, three, four.
Thirdly, don't write them like a drunk guy trying to answer a quiz question under a time constraint.
https://www.rushsoccer.com/Default.aspx?tabid=1327345
LOL
Secondly, you can't have a million core values. You need two, three, four.
Thirdly, don't write them like a drunk guy trying to answer a quiz question under a time constraint.
https://www.rushsoccer.com/Default.aspx?tabid=1327345
We can do better than this.
MS: Committed to providing an unparalleled investor enrichment experience: Acquisitive. Materialistic. Mercenary.
Slogan: Where the Trails of FOMO and Disposable Income Meet, Begins the Path to Profit.
(random capitals FTW)
MS: Committed to providing an unparalleled investor enrichment experience: Acquisitive. Materialistic. Mercenary.
Slogan: Where the Trails of FOMO and Disposable Income Meet, Begins the Path to Profit.
(random capitals FTW)
Where do we start? It's 2021. Our intern could whip up a better site in minutes. The first step is to not use a web host that is like one of those myfreesite.ass providers everyone had for themselves when the internet first started. It's as aesthetically pleasing as picked scabs.
"Our aim is to partner with like-minded clubs creating an enormous player base"
ENORMOUS
Why?
Money.
"where elite players eventually feed into a Rush professional team"
EVENTUALLY
Why?
Money.
ENORMOUS
Why?
Money.
"where elite players eventually feed into a Rush professional team"
EVENTUALLY
Why?
Money.
"representing one of the most recognized brands in the world."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IS THIS AMBITIOUS OR DELUSIONAL? IT'S WRITTEN IN PRESENT TENSE!!!
So far, nothing about positively impacting young lives, or providing positive soccer experiences to customers.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IS THIS AMBITIOUS OR DELUSIONAL? IT'S WRITTEN IN PRESENT TENSE!!!
So far, nothing about positively impacting young lives, or providing positive soccer experiences to customers.
Their vision statement does not mention kids once. Instead:
Membership base of 100,000
Budget of $100 million
Establish "branch chapters"
Intellectual property rights
Economies of scale
Bulk uniforms
Advertising
Greater range of markets
Exploit our size
Corporate sponsorship
Membership base of 100,000
Budget of $100 million
Establish "branch chapters"
Intellectual property rights
Economies of scale
Bulk uniforms
Advertising
Greater range of markets
Exploit our size
Corporate sponsorship
They don't even pretend to give a shit about kids.
Do parents not do their research? Why do people keep falling for this?
From my experience, parents would flock there because it was RELATIVELY cheaper (still extortionate by international standards).
Do parents not do their research? Why do people keep falling for this?
From my experience, parents would flock there because it was RELATIVELY cheaper (still extortionate by international standards).
It's kinda taking the Amazon or McDonald's approach to youth soccer. Be everywhere, so people choose you out of convenience, not quality. Be so big that you can provide cheaper options, running competitors out of business. Absorb, grow, repeat.
