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With all that's going on in the world, I wanted to introduce you all to the best thread on Twitter.
If you haven't heard of 'Eastbourne' and the old people that live in our town, get ready.
First up, it's the time when it kicked off between Edith and Dorothy.
#EastbourneEcho
If you haven't heard of 'Eastbourne' and the old people that live in our town, get ready.
First up, it's the time when it kicked off between Edith and Dorothy.
#EastbourneEcho
Some back story before we get into the madness.
Eastbourne is a town in the South East of England. Often referred to as 'God's waiting room' due to its elderly population of cute old people
The town was not very known until the local Facebook group 'Eastbourne Echo' was created.
Eastbourne is a town in the South East of England. Often referred to as 'God's waiting room' due to its elderly population of cute old people
The town was not very known until the local Facebook group 'Eastbourne Echo' was created.
What you are about to read is utter chaos. These are posts from the Eastbourne Echo Facebook page.
Here's the link to the FB page, you're welcome in advance. https://www.facebook.com/groups/EastbourneNews
Fasten your seatbelts. It's about to get wild.
#EastbourneEcho
Here's the link to the FB page, you're welcome in advance. https://www.facebook.com/groups/EastbourneNews
Fasten your seatbelts. It's about to get wild.
#EastbourneEcho
The time when Patricia was not happy she had to wait in a queue despite having arthritis. #EastbourneEcho
Next up... when Joanne threatened to have a cat arrested for harassment.
I think about this one a lot. If your cat doesn't go out, why not lock the cat flap?
#EastbourneEcho
I think about this one a lot. If your cat doesn't go out, why not lock the cat flap?
#EastbourneEcho
When Gina posted a private message ranting about her husband's family in a public group, oops.
Update: It all kicked off.
#EastbourneEcho
Update: It all kicked off.
#EastbourneEcho
We all thought Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy was bad. What about the time when things got heated between Penny and Keren.
Oldie? thanks for that
#EastbourneEcho
Oldie? thanks for that
#EastbourneEcho
When Ramesh offered the people of Eastbourne a deal that they just could not refuse.
Still trying to work out if he meant to say 'message on Facebook' or if he has genuinely invented an alternative type of virtual massage during lockdown.
#EastbourneEcho
Still trying to work out if he meant to say 'message on Facebook' or if he has genuinely invented an alternative type of virtual massage during lockdown.
#EastbourneEcho
Patricia 2.0. The time when Patricia decided to give back to the local community.
I heard she had no takers so if anyone is interested, give her a shout.
#EastbourneEcho
I heard she had no takers so if anyone is interested, give her a shout.
#EastbourneEcho
A personal favourite. When Martyn wanted to combat youth unemployment in Eastbourne by giving the youngsters (youths) managerial skills.
I give to you... Seagull Security Squad.
#EastbourneEcho
I give to you... Seagull Security Squad.
#EastbourneEcho
I hope this made everyone laugh as much as it did me.
Use #EastbourneEcho in your replies. It would be hilarious for our little town to be known worldwide!
Use #EastbourneEcho in your replies. It would be hilarious for our little town to be known worldwide!
And finally... I need this show in my life. I am too invested at this point.
Did Gina leave Dave?
What did Dorothy do to Edith?
Did Patricia have the cat arrested?
Someone commission this. Now.
#EastbourneEcho https://twitter.com/EastbourneEcho/status/1345874628913340417
Did Gina leave Dave?
What did Dorothy do to Edith?
Did Patricia have the cat arrested?
Someone commission this. Now.
#EastbourneEcho https://twitter.com/EastbourneEcho/status/1345874628913340417
This thread is all starting to really blow up in my mentions. Please do use the #EastbourneEcho hashtag when sharing! 
