If you think that's obscene @adamgarriereal can I get myself blocked with this atrocity? 🙏
Look at those ridges Adam! Doesn't it make you ill? How indecent can I possibly be?
Hey @adamgarriereal I put the unspeakable vulgarity in water! Yes I did! Look at it Adam, isn't that grim? I am a monster 👹
Adam! Adam! Look it's gone squishy! Look Adam! It's slimy! It's slimy and dripping! Adam!

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I'm gonna make it into art @adamgarriereal ❤️❣️💋 Art for you.
Man to man, Roadside Dad wanted to know if you were hungry @adamgarriereal. Salad? 😋
I hung it on the front door to ward off ghouls @adamgarriereal. Do you think it'll be ok like that or should I break out.... *DunDunDunnnn* THE TOMATOES!!!! 😱
You wouldn't believe anyone could be so foul, would you @adamgarriereal??? It's all RED!!!! AND WHATS THAT ON IT??? Look closely Adam, look really closely... I can't physically push this in front of you, only you can.
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