A Thread about the Priceless Artifacts I have Saved in my Gallery. 1) Starting with my Iconic Avi.

2) Penaldo woke up Dangerously heading into 2021
-0 Dribbles
-0 keypasses
- no passes completed
- 0 Goals
- 0 assists
- 0 Km ran.
Overrated tapin merchant.
Would be top 10 players maybe in Qatar? Better than Lord Bendtner?

3) Reports say that Lord Penaldo will announce another retirement next season if the Mighty Speiza Caligari and Parma gets relegated.
When further asked, he said his career depends on them & if need be might switch to lower serie a league just to reunite with them.

4) Things I've learnt so far:
-Penaldo is a ball hog
-Penaldo needs good teamates to win
-Penaldo is finished
-Penaldo is a Loser
-Penaldo has to play with big clubs to win
- He's not top 500 in my book!
Truth hurts!!!
-Very Honest Penaldo fan :(

5) Things I've learned so far:
-Time to deactivate
-Stop copypasting shit tweets
-Be original
-Once again, Stop copypasting shit tweets

6) youre recycling my tweets without permission my g
For this ill have to sue you for violation of Article 15.1A of Internet Act under the Copyright section which enables me to sue upto 5 Million dollars

7) That’s it that seals the deal. I’m no longer a Messi fan. He was my idol and I thought he was the goat. But I realized that he is just a finished Eibar-man, I’m gonna start idolising Ronaldo , a national hero with deserved Ballon D’ors . Time to finally enjoy greatness

8) Lionel Messi in Italy
2009 Inter-Barca 0-0
2010 Inter-Barca 3-1
2011 Milan-Barca 2-3 1 goal, pen.
2012 Milan-Barca 0-0
2013 Milan-Barca 2-0
2013 Milan-Barca 1-1 1 goal
2015 Roma-Barca 1-1
2017 Juve-Barca 3-0
2017 Juve-Barca 0-0
2018 Roma-Barca 3-0
2020 Napoli-Barca 1-1

9) Lord Pessi has scored only 4 open play goal in 14 matches in La Liga this season! The goals were scored against Osasuna, the 19th team in the league, Valladolid, the 18th team, and Levante, the 14th team, and Real Betis, the 12th team.

10) Reports say that Lord Pessi will announce another retirement next season if the Mighty Eibar & Mallorca gets relegated.
When further asked, he said his career depends on them & if need be might switch to lower La liga league just to reunite with them.

11) Things I've learnt so far:
-Pessi is finished
-Barca are finishing 15th
-Ronaldo is bigger than Barca
-Ding Dong is average at best
-Madrid are going back to back
-Barca are the new Brexit Ball FC
-Emery ball is clear of Koeman ball
-Barca are still the smallest club.

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13) 2020 woke up feeling DANGEROUS

- Australia burned down
- Worldwide pandemic
- California burned down twice
- Almost a third world war
- Multiple lockdowns
- UK left the EU
-BETTER THAN 2016??

14) Time zones are mad. The UK is in 2020, Australia is in 2021 and Messi fans are still in 2012.

That's it!! That's the end of the thread. These were just my recents. I didn't went deep down my 24 GB large gallery. I hope you liked it. And share your artifacts with me too. At the end I would like to say:

You don’t understand... we created the most chaotic timeline ever... the biggest thread in FT history... everyone getting 20 notifications every second. The TL was a mess and it was just iconic. You had to experience it to understand