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Bizarro moments in 2020
1. Masks don't work....ok wear the f'ing mask
2. Money is dirty it'll give you covid (btw we have a digital system all set up)
3. Stopping flights to virus hot spots is racist
4. You can fly but can't drive
5. Covid is worse at hostess stands & bathrooms
1. Masks don't work....ok wear the f'ing mask
2. Money is dirty it'll give you covid (btw we have a digital system all set up)
3. Stopping flights to virus hot spots is racist
4. You can fly but can't drive
5. Covid is worse at hostess stands & bathrooms
6. Covid is more dangerous after 10 (get your curfew on)
7. If you hide in the house covid will stay away (ignoring the fact that's exactly where most of us get it) https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/06/ny-gov-cuomo-says-its-shocking-most-new-coronavirus-hospitalizations-are-people-staying-home.html
7. If you hide in the house covid will stay away (ignoring the fact that's exactly where most of us get it) https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/06/ny-gov-cuomo-says-its-shocking-most-new-coronavirus-hospitalizations-are-people-staying-home.html
8. Covid happened to helps us fix the global warming situation - but um quarantine really did SFA
9. Covid happened bc we are bad people, but don't worry the world economic forum is gonna help us build back better https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/18/weather/coronavirus-lockdowns-climate-change-extreme-weather-intl/index.html
9. Covid happened bc we are bad people, but don't worry the world economic forum is gonna help us build back better https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/18/weather/coronavirus-lockdowns-climate-change-extreme-weather-intl/index.html
10. Covid showed China's basic dictatorship works really, really well, maybe we should rethink
11. It's ok to give up your civil liberties....because our politicians told us to. We are in this TOGETHER
12. Money has no real value. Don't worry printing more will solve our problems
11. It's ok to give up your civil liberties....because our politicians told us to. We are in this TOGETHER
12. Money has no real value. Don't worry printing more will solve our problems
13. Groups of 10 are wayyyy safer than groups of 15....or is it groups of 8 are safer than 10?
14. Straws are really bad for the environment (think about the turtles) but masks well that's something else altogether
15. Warp speed is a great way to roll out new vaccine technology
14. Straws are really bad for the environment (think about the turtles) but masks well that's something else altogether
15. Warp speed is a great way to roll out new vaccine technology
16. going out of your way to walk around a person on the street is a great way to avoid covid (along with a good scowl)
17. Protecting our elderly means we leave them to die alone in shithole LTC facilities. Hey you don't want them to get sick!
https://hillnotes.ca/2020/10/30/long-term-care-homes-in-canada-the-impact-of-covid-19/#:~:text=NIA's%20summary%20also%20revealed%20that,were%20in%20Ontario%20and%20Quebec.
17. Protecting our elderly means we leave them to die alone in shithole LTC facilities. Hey you don't want them to get sick!
https://hillnotes.ca/2020/10/30/long-term-care-homes-in-canada-the-impact-of-covid-19/#:~:text=NIA's%20summary%20also%20revealed%20that,were%20in%20Ontario%20and%20Quebec.
18. When we say lockdowns we mean for the unwashed masses. Politicians, movie stars and the rich can roam free. Hey covid only likes working people.
19. You can't get covid in Amazon or at fast food drive through. But you can get it at your local indy retailer.
19. You can't get covid in Amazon or at fast food drive through. But you can get it at your local indy retailer.
20. Fighting for your business means you are a selfish f'ing idiot. I mean what kind of person would do that?
21. If you ask questions about the vaccine you aren't a team player (you obvs could care less about the elderly)...and are likely a closet antivaxxer who hates science
21. If you ask questions about the vaccine you aren't a team player (you obvs could care less about the elderly)...and are likely a closet antivaxxer who hates science
22. In fact if you ask any question about the virus at all = you are a covidiot and a denier. People like you should be expunged. Well maybe not eliminated but punished until you comply and admit SCIENCE is always right
