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why you should have more respect for furniture: a thread
chairs: we offer humans, and other animals, support by letting them sit on us for hours on end. we offer them a place to rest when they are tired of working and standing. we. support. you. therefore we deserve all humans' love and respect from you humans >:C
tables: they get so much trash in action movies and for what. they literally hold so much- people throw their food, water, mail, whatever onto tables! and not only that, but people can gather around tables whenever they please to have meetings and more, allowing for socialising.
doors: they're like portals... they allow people to enter whole new worlds... like the kitchen to the garage.... or the bedroom to the living room... OR EVEN OUTSIDE TO INSIDE??? WTF??? SO COOL HELLO????
lamps: they are like mini stars and suns. they illuminate the rooms and allow humans to see everything more clearly. without lamps you guys wouldn't be able to do things late at night...
carpet: carpets... they warm your feet when its cold, and are a nice soft, homey texture that makes u feel nice. not only that, but are very pretty and add lots of character to home and therefore deserve so much love and support <3
i would add more, but to summarise: furniture is so important. stop breaking us in movies and irl thx
