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How to Dad, a guide by Din Djarin: a thread
the tired dad sigh
avoid calling them your son/daughter like a “cool-dad”
make sure they get a good sleeping schedule
flex your kid ALL THE TIME
the dad pointy finger
start em young with the repairing ship business
talk to your kid about the bad decisions you made
bringing your kid sight-seeing is a must
(they get bored staying at home)
(they get bored staying at home)
interrupting their playing just for the lols
know where to quickly find babysitters
make sure your kid gets the right nutrients by having a random variation of food
be that (1) parent that makes you flex your talents during family reunions
learn how to properly carry a baby
give proper reassurance when they did good
have a lot of tired dad moments
give your kid only (1) toy— they get attached to it and don’t ask for anymore toys
using the nearest possible thing to wipe your kid’s vomit/spit
let your kid walk— so you won’t always have to carry them
10/10 would recommend getting a floating baby carrier
(optional) break your lifelong creed to save your kid
send your kid to a good Pre-school
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