WWE Smackdown Tier List as Bodega items

A THREAD....

Roman Reigns / BaconEggandCheese - GOATS in their own right, whether you like it or not.

Sasha Banks / Arizona Iced Tea - Always coming in clutch when you are missing that extra something

Bayley / Freeze Pops - Kids like them cuz its sweet & colorful, adults like em cuz they're plain good.

Daniel Bryan / Peanut Chews - At first glance, you wouldn't think these are good....but until you experience them, that's when you know these are underrated

Seth Rollins / Shady ATM Machine - Money; both figuratively and literally. You sometimes don't wanna fuck w/ them, but you know they are very much needed

Street Profits / Sour Power Straws - Sweet, Salty and Lit. You could never get enough of em

Rey Mysterio / Honey Bun - Are they good? Yes. Were they always good? Yes. Are they good for you? That's questionable. Should they continue selling them? Up to you to decide.

Kevin Owens / Hostess Cakes - Remember when you thought you'd never see these again? Well the panic is over...they are back and better than ever.

Big E / Lemonheads - How could you not smile when you see these? Not everyone's cup of tea, but they are good snacks for all to enjoy

Otis / 40oz beer - Whatever malt beverage you choose, they are normally the last thing you think about before a pre-game

Sami Zayn / Ramen Noodles - THESE SAVE LIVES.

Jey Uso / Black & Mild - Decent solo, but even better when paired with something (or someone) else

Bianca Belair / Quarter Water - Cute, but powerful. They smack ya face (and palate) but I'd be damned if I didn't say they are good

Dolph Ziggler / Linden's Cookies: A couple years ago they were the shit...but then you outgrew them and only go for them when there aren't other options available

King Corbin / B&W Cookies - Let me ask you: who really fucking likes these? Like, unironically? At first, they were ok, but now.....

Buddy Murphy / Lotto Tickets - You keep getting played hoping that one day, just one day you hit it. A dollar and a dream.

Carmella / 3pck condoms - It doesn't matter how often they re-package them, you only get them cuz its sexy.

Cesaro / Frunas candy - Both international delights and criminally underrated

Shinsuke Nakamura / Cheez Doodles - You've been rocking w/ them for the longest time and you hate how they never get the love they deserve

Robert Roode / Bodega Dick Pills - You've seen them a whole lot and you thought that maybe they would work, but all you ended up with was a 4 hour boner and a big hospital bill

Dominik Mysterio / Loosies - A guilty pleasure for when you really want something but you don't wanna pay for the whole thing.

Ruby & Liv / Starburst Tropical- They started out as one thing and have since evolved to an even better version

Natalya / Bodega Cat - We all know that they actually run shit....they just choose to remain humble and behind scenes

Billie Kay / Mistic juice - The bodega version of a boujie drink. They swear they are better than the rest, but are they?

Chad Gable / Sunflower Seeds - They appear juvenile and small, but they are surprisingly good

Aleister Black / Santeria candles - They're normally all the way in the back; so its easy to miss them, but those who are in the know, are in the know of how clutch they are

Apollo Crews / Plantain Chips - Okay, but these are good....like REALLY REALLY good. But only a few people fuck w them

Lars Sullivan / WhatChaMaCallIt - Remember when these were a thing? Yeah, me either. Yet they somehow keep tryna sell these shits

Kalisto / Goya products - Always marketed for being a Latin/Hispanic product. Do you necessarily care? Eh, not really, but they are still fucking good.

Mickie James / Country Club soda - Okay, okay hear me out...these are FUCKING GOOD. And oldie, but a goodie that stands to the test of time.

Mojo Rawley / Bodega grill man - They stay in the back, where they belong and only speak when you need something. Will they always deliver on a good product? Maybe. But it's either that or you go home and make ya own.