How Chelsea FC can replicate Assna's invincible run in 2005.
(A thread)
First off, In 2005, the Arsenal squad looked like this. However, Chelsea's current squad does not look like this. So how can we overcome this? Well, I've figured out a solution to this problem.
Chelsea's squad currently looks like this. As you can see, this is very different. However, like I said, using my insane football knowledge, I've developed a way to change this.
One of the ways we can change this while remaining productive is to simply get everyone to change their legal names to the one's Arsenal players had in 2005. For example, Christian Pulisic's name would be changed to Thierry Henry, and Ben Chilwell would become Ashley Cole
You can infer the rest of the name changes, I'm assuming, unless you have no brain, ( @RapistRashford)
Next, obviously, to replicate Arsenal's invincible run in 2005, Chelsea would need to not lose a single game in a Premier League Season. Obviously they have already lost, many times. There is a simple fix to this, however.
To fix this, I went into inspect element and changed the loss values for Chelsea to 0. But if you simply change the loss values to 0, Chelsea would only have played 11 games, when they have played 16. So, I've changed the win category to 15, and the draw value to 1, which was Liv
Here is the OFFICIAL Premier League table now. As you can see, Chelsea is on the right track to replicating the Arsenal invincible run.
But, you might be asking, "chilwellz, they've only played 16 games! how is a tinpot manager like frank lampard going to be able to remain in that form for the rest of the season!?!"
That's the thing, he's not going to be able to. That's why me, footballing mastermind, chilwellz, must take the reigns as Chelsea manager, in place of fat frank lampard @RomanAbramovich
Here is me, football genuis chilwellz as the new manager of Chelsea FC.
And once I am the manager of Chelsea FC, I would then not lose a single game from that point onward, becoming the best manager in football history. As well as that, I would replicate Assna's puny invincible record every season easily, only drawing one game every season, Liverpool
End of thread, likes and RT's appreciated.
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