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gonna air fry a hotdog for 120 minutes and see what happens
gotta do it in intervals
at 10 minutes now
my wife is not happy
20 minutes had elapsed, 100 minutes remain
30 minutes has elapsed, 90 minutes remains. Hotdog will be extracted and examined
I assure you the smell is worse than it looks
40 minutes at 300° has elapsed, 80 minutes remain. Wife is increasingly displeased and reports the hotdog smell is “overwhelming”
50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and I have opened the kitchen window
60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain. I have been advised by fellow scientists to allow the hotdog and the air fryer to cool off before continuing.
The air is thick with hotdog flavor.
The air is thick with hotdog flavor.
I’m gonna be honest I don’t think this bad boy is gonna last another 60 minutes without catching fire
guess we’ll see
guess we’ll see
another 60 minutes at 300° begins now
this may not have been a great idea
70 minutes has elapsed
80 minutes has elapsed, and the kitchen has been taken over by truly the worst smell imaginable
out of precaution I have obtained a bottle of FIRE GONE
as we pass 90 minutes I think about the mistakes I’ve made, specifically not doing this outside, where it almost surely would not smell as though someone had placed a pig into a heated car for 8-10 weeks
update: my wife is still not happy
20 minutes remain, and it has become clear to me that I should change careers into being a scientist
10 minutes remain, and it appears the hotdog has entered its final form, I wonder if it is still delicious
120 minutes at 300°, and this hotdog has become completely mummified, and smells like fire
looks like shit
it tastes terrible, it’s not even remotely a hotdog anymore, it’s just carbon in the shape of a dick
6 hours has passed and there is still a faint hotdog smell throughout the house
18 hours of rehydrating and somehow it looks worse
my family has found the hotdog tweet
