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I have eaten some black eyed peas and collard greens, I am attempting to get myself rehydrated, I have coffee, and I am HITTING PLAY ON INTO THE WOODS
I am unqualified in literally every way but I would simply ROCK as the narrator, tbh.
The pure rush of (deeply needed) serotonin that hit me upon hearing "we've no time to sit and dither, while her wither's wither with her" THANK YOU STEPHEN
The MOUNTAIN of prosthetics on Bernadette's face...incredible...joyous...iconic.
If you see the word "rampion" and not think "MY CHAMPION MY FAVORITE," God, Jed, I don't even want to know you.
Imagining waking up and being Joanna Gleason??? I just???
Thank you @anachronistique, for this incredible scholarly journal https://lowbudgetmilkywhites.tumblr.com/
SLIGHTLY regretting my tequila inspired choice to sing It's All Coming Back to Me Now last night at 2AM as now I cannot sing along without sounding like a frazzled cartoon bird
WOLF WOLF WOLF I LOVE THE WOLF
Oh I guess I would also have to be the "mysterious man" in the woods if I was the narrator, that would probably be fine?
God this thread is going to be so much of my dumb hungover brain, I apologize in advance!!!!
God this set design fucking bangs!!!!
Maybe They're Magic shaped my moral philosophy more than I would like to admit, tbh.
You know that feeling when you learn about sex and also get eaten but then pop out of the stomach of a wolf? That classic teenage feeling!!
Cinderella running from the prince....is she...
EYE am just saying, a faintly delivered "well he's tall" is an incredibly accurate summary of me dating cis men
Giants in The Sky is a great time to refill my water, sorry Jack, this one don't slap!!!
jack as described v who they cast
We do not speak of Into The Woods (2014) but Agony was literally the one thing they got right.
I appreciate the commitment to making rapunzel's hair deeply horrifying, can you IMAGINE how hellish touching that would be??
MILKY WHITE TIPPING OVER IS HIGH CONCEPT COMEDY
The Stepmother casually sliding in "You can never love somebody else's child the way you love your own" right before Stay with Me hits so good
IT'S MY SONG Y'ALL
Steps of The Palace mood
THE BEAN SOUND DESIGN
It feels dumb to be like...Bernadette is incredible but....ummmmmmmm y'all Bernadette is incredible
Cinderella's mom being like...the shoe and blood patrol? Love it
Sorry used intermission to think about the time that Bernadette was a defense attorney in an episode of SVU where Bob Saget microchipped his wife and her kidneys failed
my favorite role of Bernadette's is best supporting sticker on my water bottle, actually
ANYWAY Agony Reprise, what other banger could be so filled with dwarf references????
God I wish Bernadette would shove me into a giant
"As long as I am going to be of no help I'm going to hide" is my philosophy for any sort of apocalypse scenario, I certainly do not have the constitution for it
MAKES THE OR MEAN MORE THAN IT DID BEFORE
