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I want to say a nice thing about each of my mutuals but some people think that is an annoying idea. I don't want to annoy y'all. What do you think?
Okay mute this thread if you don't want to hear this. Starting at the bottom. @DaveAndGary. Where do I begin? The yin to my yang. The Thelma to my Louise. One of the funniest, smartest people I know. A++++. Would smoke again.
Next up is @ohrachelgo. She's a literal saint. She's been nursing covid patients through this entire pandemic. One of my oldest IRL friends. We don't see each other a lot but I wish we did.
@yelreppis has a ton of musical knowledge. He's a kind genuine person. He makes good vegan food.
@paulparts I don't know him v well but he's an awesome musician and he's just a fun person.
@ShellMarcell Is like IRL Daria. She's sardonic and hilarious.
@AdamTRadcliffe Is like so cool. I hope I can be like him when I grow up.
@rachelpronovost definitely does not use twitter but is literally my favorite person in the world.
@Miciura Is an amazing roller skater and a hot bitch.
@InimitableMissS is smart, savvy and chic. I wish I could ever look half as put together as she does always.
@jenniferjunie I also don't think she uses twitter, but she's a complete sweetheart.
@TweetAbbyC is one of the people I feel like was a mentor to me. She's so smart and funny. She loves old lady stuff and I really enjoy that about her.
@Shay_Chic has stellar fashion sense. She's an IRL NY baddie.
@cayleem one of the most actually kind people I've ever met. She's a perfectly curated virgo mama.
@jodi_lynn What an inspiration! This girl actually quit her day job to do art. She fuckin rocks.
@schatzipage The universe tried to put us together back in the day and twitter succeeded years later. Words cannot express how fuckin cool she is. This witchy babe smokes.
@elitetruong is an inspiration to me. She is proof you can manifest your dreams.
@BonifaQ doesn't use twitter I don't think. She's super funny and cool. We used to have the same bus stop and I loved sharing a commute with her. I wouldn't say that about a lot of people LOL.
@JackiiHeart introduced my household to our new favorite saying "hit it with a heart and move on" 
. She should legit be a stand up comedienne. She also does it all and makes it look easy.
. She should legit be a stand up comedienne. She also does it all and makes it look easy.
@jaededstar is a NOLA baddie. He knows all the good music and bars. He introduced me to bounce. He stays OG goth. One of my absolute favs.
@cashrhymes This is another person who I think the universe has tried to push me towards. She lives her truth and she's a good comrade.
@zachcurd is good at music to a point that it makes me uncomfortable. He's funny and has a cute fam too. Jack of all trades.
@Xodustudios Said one of my favorite things ever "my super power would be working while I sleep." Super talented dude.
@K2the80 I don't think she uses twitter. She's like a 60's barbie and funny as all get out. Girls wish they could be her and guys wish they could be with her.
@jennywithit is one of the strongest, funniest women I've ever met. I'm so glad she's in my sister's (and therefore my) life. There's a reason people call her "My Jen"
@emlllyy I don't know her very well but she seems super funny.
@perfumed_chain has cool hair and a scary joker voice. I really enjoy his tweets about the sign guy.
@amfmpm I can't believe this verified twitter celeb follows me back. He's the funniest person on twitter dot com.
@mollyelena is a radio funny gal and a jeopardy champion. I still follow her even tho my boyfriend tried to mack on her a long time ago and that says a lot.
@roxylange is a complete heartthrob and a yoga guru for all of us sad baddies
@mandini86 words cannot even explain how fucking great she is. If you know, you know.
@Coffinessence is so cool and has baller taste in garage rock
@FredFromHon is one of the best to ever do it. He stands up for what he believes in and he is funny while doing it.
@sergiosrants is a true leather daddy and a true cat daddy. Also a gemini king. We have to stan.
@mariahc seems cool as hell. I'm always confused that we don't know each other IRL. She inspired the ludacris lyric "we can do it in the library on top of books, but you can't be too loud"
@activitystory I wish this guy was my zine professor. Most of his tweets go over my head because he's so smart.
@eehouls she's a bad ass designer and animals literally follow her around like she's a disney princess.
@AndyMascola is a wonderful dude. He's a talented writer and a certified weirdo. He always uplifts other creators and I hope to be more like him going forward.
@JustOKOnline is a sweet father and husband and an overall good guy.
@nprevenas is one of the lucky ones who got off twitter. We all miss him. He's a standup dude.
@apileofkittens is brave enough to live her truth in a world that isn't always kind.
@elsplice rules. He has "the strong boy" and he and his wife are talented cool ass cartoon makers. Also he always makes amazing looking food.
@bonnaventure you have cool fuckin name that sounds made up. I got to watch you fall in love and get married and have kids via twitter dot com. It's actually really beautiful when you think about it.
@5pt5panoramic this guy makes me want to quit doing graphic design, he's so fucking good at it. His throw away designs are like better than anything I could ever do.
@JoejoeHopkins I don't think he uses twitter. Best boss I ever had. He told me I was better than this job and to quit. And it worked for me. Also a certified babe.
@mstcambot baltimore in the house. This guy has always been really supportive and I truly appreciate it.
@sadolan one of my favs. I like that he's midwestern but also a NY guy. He's the only person I know with teen kids and the stories are always good. If you're nice to him he'll show you his pigs on zoom. I want to eat dinner at his house so bad.
@badgrammer a gemini queen. she's engaging and has a great sense of humor.
@ImMichaelBrown this guy is funny. His tweets make me actually LOL sometimes.
@theygotemma is everyone's twitter crush. She's smart, she's empowering, and she rocks a turtleneck like a 70s hottie.
@jsbedlam has one of the cutest dogs ever. He's somebody who didn't give up on being indie and cool and creating and putting goodness into the world. We should all be more like him.
@nowah Is another person I got to watch fall in love and get engaged on twitter dot com. He's doing the lord's work on the ground MN. When the police get defunded you'll have him to thank.
@mxrk I don't know him very well. But I really enjoy his avi and good tweets.
@atanenhaus is another one of those people that's like so avant garde it's over my head. She makes cool art.
@belleisleasylum is the king of the golden corall. He fought the punk wars and won. A genuine weirdo and an outlaw.
@Sashamak knows like everything about movies. He seems genuinely nice.
@TheRealTavie has a cool as hell dad and knows the kids in the hall. You can't get much cooler than that.
@FilthyZinester somehow walks 10 miles every day. This guy is on the move. He is one of the only people who knows doom lazer IRL so you know he rules.
@ggooooddccaatt has one of my favorite cats and now a super cute baby. Like come on dude stop stunting on the rest of us.
@Bafflegabs is the only person who is allowed to like dr who. The rest of you are nerds sorry.
@oilcantim is a socialist hunk. He's one of the most libra people alive.
@IAmAGreg is another personal fav. He's so nice it's shocking when he calls me annoying even though he is right. One of the GOATs.
@lollydeskpotato is a spectacular writer and just seems cool as hell.
@bozodojo doesn't use twitter anymore but he was so funny when he did. A great dog dad and huz and overall great guy.
@shluffie her stories about her hilarious hounds and child always kill me. She has perfect hair.
@PreemieD I don't know him v well but he seems to have flawless taste and also seems righteous.
@vapewolf I don't know where to start. I never thought I could feel so in love and in tune with someone. He's smart. He's funny. He's insanely good looking. He's perfect.
@AlanAldathug Your twitter handle always makes me crack up. You are funny as all get out.
@xrsd is a cool scottish bar guy. He makes deep cool music.
@JCardello is a cool writer guy. That's all I really know but it's a lot.
@fredthomasmusic he's an OG ann arbor legend. I like that he lives his truth.
@mijamtweets is a hilarious dude. Grade A tweets IMO
@kalehummus is smart, talented, and a total babe. Save some scraps for the rest of us please.
@BeauInMaryland another baltimore baddie. I think he's maybe a politician so I'm gonna say he has a perfect record, is a family man, and believes in this country.
@michaelbsacks an amazing comedic writer. Who even writes for the new yorker? get the fuck outta here man.
@CraigNews is always making good looking italian food and I hate italian food. How dare you make me think that looks good?
@nathanisariot I think this guy is a literal magician. I won't elaborate.
@ChickSpinster where do I begin? She's funny, hot, and a classic southern belle. She's got two perfect dog sweet boys. She always wears cool shoes. One of the best to ever do it.
@bakesale77 Is one of my favorite people to do trivia with. He has one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen. He's always funny and he gets the random kiwi slang questions right.
@patrickroddy seems like an insanely talented dude. He and his wife just moved the the midwest. TY for representing and realizing midwest is best.
@D_cky i've been cackling about non-peelable oranges for 3 days. This guy is funny.
@chasemacri this guy has run like a million miles. Stop making the rest of us feel so lazy.
@emmagineering has an avi that is moving and I always stare at it like I'm on acid. How you do that?
@caldwellian is one of those girls you just wish you were cool enough to hang out with. She's got a super cute dog too.
@christopherstew is from duran duranistan so you know he's good people. He seems like a cool guy.
@timmyt3477 is a car selling weed guy. I'm weirdly into it despite hating cars and weed.
@AbbyHiggs is another amazing writer and a cool person. Also a baltimore baddie.
@slickdpdx I thought your screen name was slick dick pics until literally this moment. Think it over. Seems cool.
@ButtKrustyDusty I like your politics and you seem funny as shit. Can I get a hell yeah for my comrade in the chat.
