damn you hirugami you are the luckiest man in the whole world you have a nice ass phone and you probably get to take nice pictures of Hoshiumi Kourai and bitch ass sexy scenery... and you do what you love and shit like fuck... sana ol?!?!?
damn you and your iphone 12 pro max or whatever I bet your phone gallery is so neat and organized and you have like 200 pics. I bet you can get Hoshiumi to smile for the camera... I want to be you so bad
bet Hoshiumi’s mom loves you... polite ass the kind of guy who puts the napkin on his lap before eating... you probably have perfect grades too... Bet you don’t even need the fences when u go bowling it’s so sick how am I supposed to have a chance?!???????
oh and this bitch is telepathic. he can literally read Hoshiumi’s mind this is so sick. And he only needs one hand to grip his giant rich boy iphone... I hate u I hate u so much hirugami sobs what do u have that I don’t? Right... u have EVERYTHING I bet you have ESP too
oh and he’s 25. 25 and already a doctor but for animals. I turn 25 in like two months and I have not gone close to medical school. this dude gets paid a six figure salary to spay dogs and cats... my parents still headcanon me as “will go to med school one day” god
just every day I wake up on this son of a bitch earth and my name is k underscore dad and I’m not 190cm dr hirugami who probably has Hoshiumi’s phone number and has seen his ass in an onsen or whatever it’s so sad... it’s so tragic... crank up the motherfucking violin I’m crying
OH and he has a motherfucking car... in the light novels HES the guy driving his dog and kourai kun around... bet he can off-road his car because he was raised in the mountains. it’s just like that ceelo green song... “I see u driving round town with the girl I love” FUCK YUO
the way I’m not done yet... don’t get me started on how he has a dgog and a healthy mindset like what the hell. WHAT THE HELL.... U LITERALLY... i cant do this anymore I want what u have so bad Hirugami please switch NOW
đồ khốn may mắn wtfffffff!!!!!
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