Fun with speculation...

1: Lin Wood tweets that Epsteene is still alive (no way you let THE key witness die in jail).

2: DJT is the consummate showman.

3: DJT tells his loyal supporters to be in DC on the 6th for a "wild party".

(con't)

4: Just prior to Pence reading the vote tallies, DJT plays a short, silent "movie" for the world to see.

5: The star? Jeffrey Epsteene! The "live narrator of the action"? Same guy!

6: As the movie begins, a small, private plane takes off from a NY airport. JE proudly shares...

...how he convinced Wexler to be his only "investor" and used the mountain of cash to purchase the plane, gain favor with people of power and begin his career of serial blackmail.

7: As the plane climbs, JE begins reading names from his own flight log.

8: You could nearly hear a pin drop; millions of Patriots in silent awe, punctuated by an occasional gasp.

9: JE was instructed to read the names in reverse order of infamy. The first few dozen are barely recognizable.

10: Then, although he quietly speaks into the microphone, the name "Chuck Schumi" booms across the masses. People turn and look at their neighbors quizzically. "What was that?"

11: JE, grasping the mass confusion stops reading names and says, "To protect the guilty, we often...

...made small changes in names. I think you anons can guess who 'Chuck Schumi' really is."

12. After a short pause, the crowd erupts as one!

13. "CRYIN' CHUCK IS ONE SICK F**K!", is a chant that picks up momentum.

14. DJT finally flaps his arms and the crowd immediately obeys and goes silent... until...

15: "William Jefferson Blythe III"... crickets. After a pregnant pause, Trump raises his mic to his mouth and says, "that was the official birth name of Slick Willy. I got him, I got...

16. ...Hillary, I got them for treason, for Uranium One, Benghazi and most of all, for the children from Haiti. I got them ALL! Starting right this very moment, we're draining the entire f**king swamp!" And, yes, he said the "f" word, because he's a New York badass!

17: After JE finished reading the list of powerful politicians, judges (including the current Chief Justice), actors, singers, etc., he opened a pdf file that contained every single name of everyone in his "black book", along with LINKS TO THEIR CONTACT INFORMATION!

18: The anons started digging immediately!

"Surely, only one 'Jimmy Buffet' could afford to live on waterfront property with THIS many buildings on his property, right?", they shared.

19: The anons found name after name after name; all with personal contact info!

Names that one would never normally associate together...

20: By the time JE finished telling all the details about how and why he did what he did, you could almost hear the swamp rats inside the House scurrying around, looking for just ONE unblocked tunnel entrance. However, they were all blocked by the United States Marines.

21. Donald Trump snatched the mic away from JE (who was cuffed and dragged off of the stage) and announced, "We have a tsunami of evidence on about 90% of the crooked congress rats and senate whores, and there's no reason for VP Pence to count the real votes."

22. Just prior to dropping the mic and strutting off stage, Donald J. Trump, American hero, said very slowly--yet with passion--, "My fellow Americans, the storm is upon us!"

May God bless you, @realDonaldTrump

We'll see you next week, Sir.