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[QUICK THREAD: 2020]
1/12
JANUARY
A "peace rally" said, "goli maro,"
And a Rambhakt complied.
Then death came from China,
And the government let it slide.
1/12
JANUARY
A "peace rally" said, "goli maro,"
And a Rambhakt complied.
Then death came from China,
And the government let it slide.
2/12
FEBRUARY
Delhi said no to Rinkiya's dad,
Then saffron painted it red.
And up went a wall in Amdavad,
To hide its wretched unfed.
In came Dolaand and his girl,
For a "hi" tea with V'munda.
On menu, India's self-esteem,
And broccoli samosa.
FEBRUARY
Delhi said no to Rinkiya's dad,
Then saffron painted it red.
And up went a wall in Amdavad,
To hide its wretched unfed.
In came Dolaand and his girl,
For a "hi" tea with V'munda.
On menu, India's self-esteem,
And broccoli samosa.
3/12
MARCH
Tiger turned Tommy and MP orange,
As India banged its pots.
Go corona go, Tablighi Jamaat,
And the nation lost its nuts.
The world came to a grinding halt,
To wait it out and mourn;
As India starved it took the road,
On a desperate journey home.
MARCH
Tiger turned Tommy and MP orange,
As India banged its pots.
Go corona go, Tablighi Jamaat,
And the nation lost its nuts.
The world came to a grinding halt,
To wait it out and mourn;
As India starved it took the road,
On a desperate journey home.
4/12
APRIL
COVID claimed a thousand lives,
And cancer that of Pi.
Close on heels went Bobby's beau,
With not even a goodbye.
APRIL
COVID claimed a thousand lives,
And cancer that of Pi.
Close on heels went Bobby's beau,
With not even a goodbye.
5/12
MAY
We lost land and we lost men,
To the dragon from the North.
But that's not all we also lost,
To Amphan's ruinous wrath.
MAY
We lost land and we lost men,
To the dragon from the North.
But that's not all we also lost,
To Amphan's ruinous wrath.
6/12
JUNE
Just to spice things up a bit,
We're visited by a swarm;
Of locusts "trained by Pakistan,"
To cause us grievous harm.
We lost more men in Galwan,
And then we lost Galwan;
Then vented it all on TikTok,
And one day lost Sushant.
JUNE
Just to spice things up a bit,
We're visited by a swarm;
Of locusts "trained by Pakistan,"
To cause us grievous harm.
We lost more men in Galwan,
And then we lost Galwan;
Then vented it all on TikTok,
And one day lost Sushant.
7/12
JULY
More lives lost to the virus and,
A car flipped on its own.
Dubey killed and "justice" served,
Assam became a flood zone.
JULY
More lives lost to the virus and,
A car flipped on its own.
Dubey killed and "justice" served,
Assam became a flood zone.
8/12
AUGUST
A poet, a broker, an ex-prez gone,
We offered our preamble;
As a sacrifice at the Ayodhya fest,
In a vulgar saffron scramble.
AUGUST
A poet, a broker, an ex-prez gone,
We offered our preamble;
As a sacrifice at the Ayodhya fest,
In a vulgar saffron scramble.
9/12
SEPTEMBER
"No one tore the masjid down,"
So Advani walked free.
The Reaper took away Jaswant Singh,
And also SPB.
SEPTEMBER
"No one tore the masjid down,"
So Advani walked free.
The Reaper took away Jaswant Singh,
And also SPB.
10/12
OCTOBER
Paswan dead and a 100k more,
And newsroom ethics too;
As channels fudged their TRPs,
And doctored every view.
OCTOBER
Paswan dead and a 100k more,
And newsroom ethics too;
As channels fudged their TRPs,
And doctored every view.
11/12
NOVEMBER
The whale belch of Republic spent,
A whiney week in jail;
For driving someone to suicide,
The irony of the tale!
Bihar did what Bihar always does,
And saffronized its face;
While Bisht being Bisht made "love jihad,"
A punishable offence.
NOVEMBER
The whale belch of Republic spent,
A whiney week in jail;
For driving someone to suicide,
The irony of the tale!
Bihar did what Bihar always does,
And saffronized its face;
While Bisht being Bisht made "love jihad,"
A punishable offence.
12/12
DECEMBER
While COVID nears two million dead,
A vaccine's finally here;
And as the world prepares to heal,
Here's to a better year!
DECEMBER
While COVID nears two million dead,
A vaccine's finally here;
And as the world prepares to heal,
Here's to a better year!
